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Roman | he/they | 26 | mostly shitpost reblogging | Profile Picture art by @foxdoodles!! | my art blog is @bergameow 

[ysabelmystic]

[corginsailorfukku]

Doodles of my bard dragonborn Warbler 😁💖

[ruinedchildhood]

[denuczi]

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[anxietyproblem]

[jagalart]

Ptáček

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[robinparravel]

I love this thing so much I printed it out and put it on my wall.

[robinparravel]

I put it on a pin :)

[robinparravel]

My friend drew the Thing on my arm!!! :D

[penumbraphantasm]

[grungixfungi]

Mike’s flaccid lemonade

[grungixfungi]

Mike’s soft and floppy lemonade

[grungixfungi]

Post cancelled. It’s this now. She’s Michelle now. Good for her.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

smirks darkly is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[birdturgular]

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

HE 👏 WENT 👏 LOOKING 👏 FOR 👏 TROUBLE 👏

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

The euros fail to consider the form: it’s not Johnny’s hubris that is the subject of the song. It’s the devil’s, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft

[aethersea]

neither americans nor the modern era have any sort of monopoly on one-upping the devil. one of the oldest european folk tales is The Smith and the Devil, in which a smith makes a deal with the devil for his soul and when the devil comes to collect, the smith tricks him into leaving him alone forever. tricking that bastard is an old and storied tradition.

[aethersea]

"average person who makes a deal with the devil is dragged to hell after 10 years" factoid actually just statistical error. average person who makes a deal with the devil uses their new hellish gifts to outwit the old bastard so they can keep both gifts and soul for the rest of their long and prosperous lives. faust, who bargained for knowledge of all things and then wasted his 10 years chasing a girl who wasn't all that into him, is an idiot and should not have become the cornerstone of modern understanding of the trope.

[feyosha]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[olliemnjones]

Here's some paintings I've done of people looking at screens. These are all available as prints on Inprnt: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT I'm also selling a limited edition print of my piece 'Producer' at Black Dragon Press: Producer – Black Dragon Press

[ink-the-artist]

He’s listening to his tunes :)

[chaotictoon]

Fairy Tale: Swan Princess

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[dankxsinatra]