Spew Into This

I am kalamano. Everything's different in my world.

[kalamano]

omfg

[kalamano]

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[thefloatingstone]

In honour of its 10 year anniversary I want to show you guys my favourite Twilight shitpost image that my laptop says I saved to my hard drive in January of 2010

[kalamano]

[pr1nceshawn]

Colorful Creations by Adam Hillman.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

uses his funds from owning paypal to make a space company

cultivates a following of awful nerds

thinks hes king shit of fuck mountain and it shows

shot a car into space for no real reason just because he could

has plans to create this vast space colony on mars

starts dating grimes

gets high on acid and tweets about booty shorts

makes this shitty submarine no one likes or needs as a publicity stunt

calls the guy who saved children imstead of using his shitass submarine a pedophile because he didnt use said shitass submarine

starts crying in articles about how much this year has sucked for him, a billionaire who routinely fucks over his works and destroys union sentiment on purpose

smokes weed on joe rogans podcast

doesnt inhale

stocks collapse

grimes breaks up with him

gets fired

tfw

[melonmemes]

[memewhore]

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[hearthdragon]

@bunjywunjy you missed the one with the video when you queued it. :)

[bunjywunjy]

this is better than I could have possibly imagined

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deerest-molly]