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imyourlastbreath said: H O W

I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! i'm so mad with myself!!!

imyourlastbreath said: excuse u where is Kusko

SHIITT!!! I totally forgot about Kuskooo!!!!

#how? H O W ? Do i forget about Kusko?!!!

Sark Eldred Beasant

#i wasn't kidding. this is too much fun #sark.

Eric Ashton Collins

#this has gotten a tad bit out of control. I'm having far too much fun with this #the only gif I missed was the ''i'll pay you not to touch me'' but i couldn't find it #[sigh]#eric.

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True, true, can’t argue with that.

[ she finds a spoon to dig into the pudding with when she glances towards him, spoon levitating with a piece of pudding at the ready. ]

Oh did you now? This’ll be interesting…

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[ eyes wide open, looking straight at her with complete horror showing up on his face. and just a tiny little screech. ]

I'm scared....

#[ ebony be nice with him. tony already screamed a hell lot to him ]#[ i probs should go to sleep. so if i stop replying that happened ]#themultifacetedx

NAAAATTHHH!!!

Do i laugh or do I cry? Precious things.

#no but he would probably just put his head on Libi's lap and close his eyes #and just be cool with everything because it's Libi #imyourlastbreath

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That’s my job.

[ accepts the pudding anyway. ]

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A change on the roles never really harmed anyone. Although I must add, I made that myself... I don't know if it's any good.

[ actual concern about the pudding being as awful as he expects it to be. ]

#themultifacetedx #[ laughs and cries ]

[ discretely hands pudding ]

#themultifacetedx #[ i was gonna reply to the other thing. but i'm too sick to function for a longer thing. but Envy didn't wanted to leave #things just like that. he's too concerned ]

imyourlastbreath said: lololol Libi say she’ll take care of him. No medicine, just herbal recipes

He'll basically let Libi do whatever she wants so, this is fine. He'll allow it. He's cool with it.

#imyourlastbreath

So, I have a sick Eric. Which only leads to his little stupid sick ritual that is, drinking auto-prescribed medicine (because hell no dumb ass doctor's gonna tell him what to do), take at least 3 showers a day because of the fever, and finally curl up in bed with Mycroft and watch old tv shows, this time is The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Sometimes I get mad at him, and then he does things like this and it's like, ok, I remember now why I love you and miss you so damn much.

#swear to god you're five years old #eric.

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#well look who decided to come out of his fucking hidding place. it only happens once a month #when he feels he has to eat. maybe drink something that isn't water #and more than deffinitely ran out of coke #eitherway...#still digging the damn short hair.#I like it. Eric you should cut your hair again...#[Eric Collins]

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[ text to; kalamitx ]

Hah, not /that/ little today so that sentence is invalid.

Pulling herself up off the kitchen floor she waddles her way over to the door, opening it with a laugh. Not that little, but still little — and dusted in random patches of flour and icing.

“Hello, hello.”

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His eyes shifted from his phone to the door as soon as he heard the familiar voice. There was a trail of confusion on them, but it quickly got brushed away as a smile made it's way to his lips.

"Am I gonna have to clean you up?"

#themultifacetedx #[ I-- I think he's not listening himself. What are you even saying Envy?! ]

[ x ]

For me? Oh darling, how delightful! Is it an animal? Is it Alork?

Are you calling my brother an animal? What would you want him for though?

#imyourlastbreath #i'm gonna cry. Libi!! LIBIII!!!

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[ text to; kalamitx ]

Of course you do, that's why one makes a long story short. For the ~mystery and intrigue~

Perfect!

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Text to; themultifacetedx

Such a mysterious little thing you are.

A mysterious little thing that might want to come and open her door.

#themultifacetedx #[ i can't Jazz! they are so cute I tink I'm gonna die! ]

imyourlastbreath said: can I quit quit with you. I am too invested in the Beasants like can they please have my soul and maybe my virginity too I’m not too picky. But bby Alork why must he suffer

No but how do I explain that this are the exact reasons as to why I love you so damn much?! You're the best ok? And they'll totes take whatever you want them to take.

And he has to suffer because I'm a pice of shit.

imyourlastbreath said: Libi says this is where he brings in computers. imagine the souls though: ‘regards from hell xoxo’

Crying, sobbing! I think Sark just decided to hide in a closet so he could laugh his ass off without anyone seeing him.

I love you ok? I love you so but so damn much!!

#imyourlastbreath #;save

Update on the "Sark's on charge for a month" thingy.

He literally kicked Sigga out. I'm not kidding, he forced Sigga out, even though he is the king's counselor and turned Xilo into his new counselor. So whatever Sigga wants to tell Sark he has to go and tell Xilo.

He made the oldest reaper have to report his duties to a bird, a b i r d !

#;sark's in charge for a month #this is why we can't have nice things #Sark bby you're a freaking idiot!

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#in other news... This is rude as fucking shit!!!#[Alork Beasant]

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