IZCHEZNI !

TRIGGER  HAPPY ! kingsman inspired russian spy oc

[kalashnikovvs-a]

LIKE   THIS   FOR   A   TEENY   TINY   STARTER .

[dailypaddys]

[kalashnikovvs-a]

ONLY   ARISTOCRATS   DRINK   CHAMPAGNE   IN   THE   MORNING  !

kingsman - inspired   russian   spy   original   character   ANDREI   SOKOLOV ,   written   by   alexa .   established   2018 ,   revamped   2021 .   nsfw   themes .

[kalashnikovvs-a]

wait my ask isnt even open i literally have one brain cell

EDIT :  that’s   fixed .   please   do   not   look  at   the  desktop   theme   it’s   not   meant  for   consumption

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

[kalashnikovvs-a]

GOOGLE   DOCS   UP !   go   read   about   this   funky   bastard .

[shesnake]

The Goldfinch (2019) dir. John Crowley

[kalashnikovvs-a]

me   writing   andrei   who   is   5′7   &   a   jewish   communist   married   to   a   man   whose   faceclaim   is   george   clooney   &   a   french   heiress   is   so   post - marxist   feminist   donna   tartt   &   russian  philosophy   master   &   margharita -  coded   richard  siken - esque   of   me .

[agntkalashnikov]

EMPIREMAN  FACTS  THAT’LL  MAKE  IT  ONTO  MY  PAGE  OFFICIALLY  ONCE  I  STOP  BEING  LAZY

one  of  the  first  top  secret  spy  agencies  to  make  it  out  there ;  started  somewhere  in  the  late  1890 ′ s  &  working  closely  with  the  tsar .  other  agencies  like  k.ingsman  had  followed  suit .

at  first  the  names  of  the  agents  were  allocated  entirely  differently  but  still  based  on  weaponry ,  especially  weaponry  belonging  to  officers  etc .  highest  title  was  the  shashka . 

during  the  revolution  empireman  had  suffered  directly .  had  been  deemed  docile  until  ww2  saw  its  revival  as  a  small  group  without  a  title  /  code  names .

empireman  only  began  to  flourish  once  more  during  the  cold  war ,  &  that  is  when  it  was  decided  to  be  brought  back  with  the  same  name  but  entirely  different  titles  (  still  in  the  same general  idea ,  though ) 

empireman  still  doesn ’ t  receive  the  same  funding  that  kingsman  does ,  &  serves  a  pretty  different  purpose  although  the  two  work  closely  together .  empireman  consists  almost  all  of  lower  middle - class  individuals  who  showed  proficiency  in  the  army / academy ,  who  work  closely  with  the  fsb . 

empireman  does  a  LOT  of  the  dirty  work –  bit  more  than  kingsman ,  by  a  long  shot .  agents  aren ’ t  considered  to  be  too  valued  &  there  are  more  of  them ,  which  means  they  could  be  replaced  easier .  

[kalashnikovvs-a]

ONLY   ARISTOCRATS   DRINK   CHAMPAGNE   IN   THE   MORNING  !

kingsman - inspired   russian   spy   original   character   ANDREI   SOKOLOV ,   written   by   alexa .   established   2018 ,   revamped   2021 .   nsfw   themes .

[volodymyrovych]

[kalashnikovvs-a]

i missed my boy !!! also a couple of other muses. also i went back to my roots & rewatched kingsman in between my exams, so i’m going to go scour the rpc & see who has popped up

[kalashnikovvs-a]

hello people its been ahahah... a year?

[borispav]

Aneurin Barnard in The Facility (2012)

[russiawave]

~90s

[madeline-kahn]

Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back) (2018) dir. Tom Edmunds

[kalashnikovvs-a]

sometimes   i   forget   that   andrei   has   a   tramp   stamp   &   then   i   remember