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[acecroft]

The Alienist | 1x01 The Boy on the Bridge

[alienwlw]

You’re the first person that’s actually stuck around and helped. You’re the first person that’s actually acted like a friend, whether you acknowledge it or not, and, to be totally candid, I’m a bit sick of your bullshit, Todd. What? Well, I just wish you’d stop saying you’re an asshole. I don’t think you are so, it comes off a bit cheap. Cheap? Have you not been listening? It’s very easy to act like a jerk and then say, ‘Well, I’m a jerk so that’s that’ but it’s not like, being a bloody werewolf, is it? It’s just you making excuses for your excuses. I don’t have any friends. I am always surrounded by bizarre and frightening states of disaster and I am always alone. Even you keep saying you’re not my friend. But, since you’re the closest thing I’ve had, I’d really appreciate it if you’d stop calling yourself an asshole.

[andysambcrg]

#NOT-SMILING INTENSIFIES

[aesthetic-wannabes]

Reblog if you are watching/watched Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency because i feel like not enough people know about this show, seriously watch it it’s on Netflix, if you like Doctor Who or Sherlock you will love this show, either way you’ll love it because there is no excuse not to… just watch it.

[dulect]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[blogitalianissimo]

Meno male che ci sono i meme.

[henx678]

Artist: Laura Vacca

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Shang went for the D

But settled for the pussy

[ducktorphil]

scoured the entire kingdom for the pussy

[baggyandkitty]

slayed a dragon for the pussy

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[klubbhead]

Memes but with the wrong caption

[klubbhead]

I’m not sorry.

[dancingismycupoftea]

I love all of these can we start using them?

[mudwerks]

(via 100 years of motion-capture technology)

…Rotoscoping was a primitive and time-consuming process, but it was a necessary starting point for the industry. In the rotoscope method, animators stood at a glass-topped desk and traced over a projected live-action film frame-by-frame, copying actors’ or animals’ actions directly onto a hand-drawn world. The technique produced fluid, lifelike movements that animators couldn’t achieve on their own.

The first full-length American film to use rotoscoping was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, which debuted in 1939, and Disney used the technique in subsequent films, including Alice in Wonderland, Sleeping Beauty and Peter Pan. Though actual mocap systems were still decades away, rotoscoping was precisely the proof of concept the field needed – clearly, it paid off to mimic real people’s actions as closely as possible in animated spaces…

[ironmess]

how civil war should’ve ended

steve: *choking tony*

tony: harder daddy

steve: what

tony: what 

[unofficialmarvel]

None of the avengers are Completely Good and Here’s Why:

>civil war

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

I’m sorry, but I think you’re forgetting about Spidey, and his status as a literal angel.

[unofficialmarvel]

Let me amend my statement:

None of the avengers (minus peter parker, literal angel, godsent savior of the MCU, my saving grace and our collective will to live) are completely good

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Vessel with Two Feet. Culture: Near Eastern Date: ca. 1000-800 B.C. Medium: Ceramic

[earndiltheequalizer]

@ribbonflies

[hogmilked]

somebody please do it to em

[snaappy]

you know i had to

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

this image literally manifested in my mind as soon as I saw the first image before seeing anything below it

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

@elodieunderglass?

[elodieunderglass]

(heavy sigh)

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo