Diversity win! The driver of the car with horny anime decals is a woman!
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Diversity win! The driver of the car with horny anime decals is a woman!
"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion
this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"
WHAT
i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is
this is making my brain short circuit
No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....
i would love to study you
I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere
how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening
[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]
i miss tunglr
might fuck around and scrub my following list and shit
i miss tunglr
Most feral people on Earth:
Marching bands stopping to get lunch while on a road trip
Debate teams while getting dinner in an unfamiliar city
Theater kids at a restaurant after a show
conversations with my sisters cat
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it
Pro tip:
Wanna find a post?
Write out what you remember into a Google search.
After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com
Google will search for your text on just tumblr
In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr
(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)
This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.
I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “
and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time
(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)
you’re a genius holy shit
Raiden would kind of annoy me if I didn’t know that his appearance was specifically caused by a woman writing to Kojima that she likes metal gear but didn’t like playing as an “old man” and wanted to play as an attractive dude. Like he literally made the protagonist of this super serious military game a prettyboy solely because of this. Kojima said women’s rights
OK BITCH I SEE THAT THING….!
literally this image is making me react viscerally my brain has no clue how to process this. someone lovingly crafted raiden’s fat ass and posed him like this and it advanced feminism by 30000 years
his fucking EYELINER… the amount of conditioner this man uses
YES MAKE A SCENE YES YES CARDI B YES FUCK YO D P YES YES CUT IT LOOK AT THE HIPS LOOK AT THE HIPS
APPARENTLY HE LITERALLY CANONICALLY HAS A BIG DICKASBHVGYUIASHVDYSGKHFJGAVYUEJNGADWEBSGKFDH KOJIMA
op kept scrolling yhrough their blog for funny content and videos during our robotics meeting and lost their entire mind everytime they found this post
It’s because all of it is correct and should be preserved in the library of congress for its cultural significance
women’s rights.
Kojima sat down in his office one day and just decided to end misogyny and homophobia by designing raiden and his fat fucking ass
HIS GODDAMN THIGHS
the wiki lists this image as “Raiden’s custom cyborg body” so like he CHOSE this cake. they said “how big you want em” and he was like “just fuck my shit up”
HELLO KING….
Tumblr blue through the years.
computer illiteracy pride flag
who shrunk them. who the fuck shrunk them
hell ill make em even smaller if i want. the hell is anyone gonna do? you seen me? maybe ill make you small next. how about that
Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:
my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out
Writing/drawing something INCREDIBLY SELF-INDULGENT
🅱rotherhood
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
sniff
fall off things
Lick plastic (BAD trick)
me literally every day