things and stuff

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[kalfsragout]

And schedule it for 2025

[themindfuckofgoldenbirdies]

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[zandraart]

good morning!

[kaamuk69-deactivated20200417]

Embarcadero

by J.A. Roman

[infinite-paradox]

Hold Me Close via Brandon Christensen

[badjokesbyjeff]

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde.

His buddies are amazed. “There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?”

“It’s simple,” John says, “I lied to her about my age.”

“Did you tell her you were 50?” his friends ask. John shakes his head no.

“There is no way she could believe you were 40”. John shakes his head again.

“So how old did you tell her you were exactly??”

John smiles and says “85”.

[octahedronhd]

[jaubaius]

He did it🎃 🎃

[bunnyfood]

Fall Vibes

[ainsifutelle-deactivated2024041]

Sentir sa chaleur

[sl0w]

[badjokesbyjeff]

I’m emotionally constipated.

I haven’t given a shit in days.

[mattawhiteley]

[bunjywunjy]

What, in your opinion, is the WORST animal ever known? By biological standards

the Pygmy Jerboa is just a head with legs and it genuinely drives me nuts

[doctordiscord123]

why does this animal look wet

[bunjywunjy]

this animal is wet and is just so so unhappy about it

[evilferretoverlord-blog]

I’d be angry too if I was damp and everyone ignored my precious tiny hands

[badjokesbyjeff]

Today, I shocked the hell out of the postman by opening the door completely naked.

I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[loveonarooftop]

are social medias down again exept for tumblr

[nutsacktorturer]

a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb