Hiiiya guys! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
sooo is been some days since last update but is for a good reason!!
okay first the ♡⊹˚₊context ₊˚⊹♡
because I am staying on the med quarters I've been helping Ema with things like helping with supplie maintance, cataloguing those said supplies and, when we're bored enough, she even trains me a little with first aid protocols.. tbh I never expected to be basically trained to be a nurse by a amazing robot nurse like her (˶>⩊<˶) this is the sorta thing that Penelope would ABSOLUTELY LOVE either way, she also helps me with the tech they use (I always feel like a grandma when Ema explains those sorta stuff btw (well I'm basically a grandma if you think about it but...))
OKAY, so one day, while I was carrying a box full of supplies (like usual)
an accident happened... a BIG one.
MY PANTS RIPPED!!! (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
look in any normal circunstance it would still be a big problem, a fixable big problem, but this time is a BIG PROBLEM because this is the only pants that I have since I came here!! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
but guess who remembered the fuction of ONE of the many machine here that I don't know how to use??
okay they have this... thing here, it has a big hologram panel alongside some cranks and buttons, with a big table on the front. something like this:
I've seen Ema use it one time to repair her long sleeves and as far as I am aware the sciccors can be controlled as well as the grabby arms.
so I tried using it... it didn't went perfectly, as you can see:
but at least I have pants now! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
after that little experience I trough:
"wait this is basically a giant advance tech sewing machine! I can repair clothes so I can probrably create new ones!! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾"
and with that little spark of an idea I began some experiments... most didn't work out but I at least learned two things about this machine:
the "thread" and "needle" are more akin to a glue and nozel, since the thread is actually some sort of liquid that comes out of the needle and it takes some seconds to harden in place
the thread is VERY potent. (gladly no fingers were taken out)
I will share some of my creations (once I get the gist of this thing) soon.
it's been a week since i woke up here, whatever here is.
the last thing I remember is hidding in a capsule? coffin? or... I don't know I just know that...
the very next thing was... 5 different strange, and frankly, scary creatures were all infront of me, one was a cat I think? but not the good kind of cats.
of course I ran, trying to find somewhere, anywhere, safe or at least a room with a lockable door...
when I finally, FINALLY found a room a million, no zillion, throughts were simmering in me
Wh-What are them? Where I am?! is this some sort of prank?... no those... creatures were too realistic to be customes, maybe animatronics? but animatronic don't walk...right??? WHY ME!!?!?
honestly I'm still asking all these questions... maybe more.
without me noticing someone was in front of me.
someone familiar and at the same time unfamiliar...
"she is a robot?" is what I throught at the moment. "why is a robot here?"
we ended up talking for a while, after she calmed me down. this is how it went:
"where I am?"
"in a unathorized cargo spaceship of the Krill empire, currently running away from the East Gaito force"
"the krill?... empire?"
"is a alien empire that raised around 200 years ago after-"
"ok, ok... erm... do you have a name? miss robot?"
"Aidbot 2290 with specilized drawers"
"you look like a Ema... wait why are the ship running away?"
"Because my team robbed your casket, a symbol of one of the east Gaito religions, looking to sell it to profits"
"... so they basically robbed a statue of Jesus? wich was me"
"I don't have a reference for that in my database, but I'll assume that as yes"
"but I was on earth last time I remember... wha-"
"Are you hurt?"
"I-I don't think so... maybe distressed... you are like, a nurse right?"
"Correct"
"do you know anything about pigs?"
"I have 2910 compiled files of pig healthcare on my database"
"Great! can you take a look at Patrick? he's my pig"
she agreed and did a quick check up on him... I guess, I don't know how half of those machines work to be honest.
He's fine, he was just a little scared like me but now he's fine.
like maybe all of you have already guessed, I'm in the Future... well now the present, for me at least. (And Patrick)
Since then I've been avoiding the others, I don't understand what they say and... wait now that I think of it how Ema know what I'm speaking? I mean language changes all the time and- I'll ask her later.
Ema has been taking care of me as well!
that's it for now, I'll keep you guys updated!! :D
Tumblr Staff, after making a half hearted apology for mass banning trans women, has just today mass banned trans women a second time
I don't have exact numbers yet, but at least twenty users were terminated at the same exact time, recieving an "internally generated report" refusing to declare reason for the ban. I quote, "Upon review of your account we have determined that it does not align with our terms of service". No reason given, this was clearly a deliberate action by staff as they themselves claim
Tumblr staff is currently mass banning trans women again. Make them know this is unnaceptable
After analysis and study and contacting affected people i can confidently state the following
All people who recieved tumblr premium were affected by the initial mass ban. As this would be near impossible to collate for a normal user (and who would even pay for this?), i can only conclude the following
Tumblr staff has given a month of tumblr premium to all those affected by the banwave
However, on the same day, and according to the evidence obtained,
Tumblr staff used the same means they used in march, the exact same means they apologized about using, terminating all followers of evilprincess-v
All members affected were followers of the same account, and they all recieved a message of termination without reason, and declaring itself internally generated.
Mere days after tumblr apologized, they did the exact same thing again. Do not let this slide
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video.
Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
shoutout ppl w tooth gaps btw. or overbites. or underbites. or crossbites. or uneven teeth. or other dental conditions. and also ppl who don’t want to/can’t afford to get that stuff changed/"fixed". ily
additive edit from rbs n replies: also ppl with discolored teeth, and broken/damaged/decaying teeth, and missing/no teeth
and i'll probably keep adding stuff as i think of it. just know i love ur teeth and/or lack thereof. ur cool n ily
DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!
the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
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