Otaku Bitches

Hi i'm Lily, This is my blog about random shit but a lot of anime~ My parabatai: willherondalesmyspiritanimal Talk to me any time =(^.^)= Bye

[writingabeautifuldisaster-deact]

I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography

[jesuschristhatsaprettyface]

If you hesitate between me and another person, don’t choose me.

(via faded-and-dreaming)

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[sharingan]

[unregardless]

@all the adults who wear diapers and suck on pacifiers for sexual pleasure: why/how are you not in jail?

[lilbabyumbreon]

@ all the people who think our fetish is weird: I’m sorry your sexual life is boring as fuck.

Sincerely, Diaperdood/Baby Umbreon

[ruinedchildhood]

[idkhumor]

PEOPLE ARE SO MESSED UP OH MY GOD

[kallen-cle-blog]

me: i have no feelings

*thinks about otp*

*bursts into tears*

[heart]

keep in mind that some people stress about things that you may not think is a big deal. also that person may have legit anxiety/panic issues so just a friendly remember to not tell someone to “chill” or be rude about it

[anxiousbagel-deactivated2023011]

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

“i would kill myself without you”

“everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”

basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

[poeticus]

this post is important

[omgtsn]

yoooo this shit doesn’t even have to apply to romantic relationships like if you have friends saying this kind of garbage to you it’s time to re-evaluate who you hang out with

[64bitwar]

Declaring yourself asexual is actually a form of self-diagnosis.

You have no business diagnosing yourself. You are not qualified to evaluate your own biology or psychology. It’s literally equivalent to just deciding you’re bipolar. It’s not a personal identity decision.

You have no business diagnosing yourself.

[ishipitlikeups]

Are you… Are you implying that gay people cAN’T IDENTIFY AS GAY THEY HAVE TO BE DIAGNOSED HOLY CRAP THIS IS COMEDY GOLD THERE’S NO WAY YOU AREN’T A TROLL.

[pl3as3br3akmyh3art]

“Tim, your results came back. You’re gay.”

[ishipitlikeups]

“Thanks, Doc. There’s absolutely no way I could have possibly known that on my own without your official diagnosis.”

[ghiblli-deactivated20150919]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004)

[slavery]

Signs best to worst

1.Capricorn The rest are irrelevant

[j6]

Seeing as there is no other sign listed, Capricorn would thus be considered both equally the best and the worst, cancelling itself out, thereby making it irrelevant. How embarrassing!

[muslimprivilege]

how i work out

[hitsougaya-deactivated20191004]

“Mira Jane or Lucy?” asked by the-fairy-demon

[supermans]

[kallen-cle-blog]

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

[disneyanimation]

Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us at Walt Disney Animation Studios! ●—●

[its-me-bexy]

tbh I think kanye should just have his own award show where he is the sole judge. this isnt a joke he is always super duper passionate about who should win and his judgment is v respectable

[sasaq]

[axelaqua]

he saw something