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hi i'm kallie and i like cats

[britomart]

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[rolodextra]

i like this post so much i printed it out and put it on my fridge

[christianstepmoms]

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

[yanguang]

[1o9]

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

[mossy-cobble]

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

[poppin-pom]

A what…

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[orpheusilver]

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[homunculus-argument]

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[fragranticareviewers]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[conceptofjoy]

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

[achillesinhighheels]

[cognitohazardous]

my luminous mama