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Cassidy and I kept joking about the Pokemon Professor’s hanging out and getting coffee to be Pokemon science nerds together. I was really tempted to draw them geeking out over Pokemon together.

But I liked our idea of them getting super drunk together and just being adorable. We decided Oak would teach everyone the Pokerap. And by teach, I mean belt loudly until someone joined.

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More Professor doodles based off stupid conversations between me and Cassidy~ I’m working on throwing together a Sycamore cosplay and looking at the construction of his jacket we were joking that he has some crazy designer labcoat. Cause Luminose City. Surprised we didn’t have to be stylish to visit his labs. Ever since we joked about this, I had to draw it. %95 of that being Sycamore in a hawaiian shirt.

Also, the more tired I got, the more cartoony I got apparently. Constancy, what?

Also can I draw these two being professor buddies forever? Because they’re the cutest

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here’s a sloppy noivern okay off to class now

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AZ’s Story

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Spooky Plants from Kalos

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Experimenting

(I’m not sure if that’s what braixen’s back looks like <n<;)

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Okay some last lil’ doodles before I take my hiatus oops

I tried really hard to resist drawing this guy but the rediculous hair drew me in. I couldn’t help it, okay

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You are challenged by Team Flare Sycamore!

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It’s Fennekin! Finally got this done! Fire was hard to figure out!

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I really hope this is Fennekin’s actual victory dance in the game, because it’s potentially the cutest thing ever.

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I’ll probably never play the new pokemon game but homagawd that secondary motion of the ear fluffs and the reaction timing NNGgg animation boner. Plus CUTE FOX AHHH.

#ahhh so cute

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So I’ve just noticed something mildly terrifying about the Pokémon X andPokémon Y games. Specifically, with the Pokémon-Amie feature. Here is my new favourite pre-evolution, Espurr:

Just look at that adorable little bugger! I have a massive soft spot for cats, and Gamefreak went and created something that looks like a bedraggled kitten that’s been left out in the rain. I caught the hell out of the first one I saw. You’ve got a home now, little kitty. You’ve got a home now. Oh, and what does the Pokédex have to say about Espurr? It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power. The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out.

Huh, that’s kind of scary. No wonder it has its ears folded over! It’s constantly trying to not murder everything around it! If you watch its battle animations, it does indeed lift its ears when you tell it to kill something. This also translates to Pokémon-Amie, where you can pet it like a cuddly kitten instead of something that could remove you from existence with a sneeze. If your Espurr likes or loves you, it will get upset when you try to pet its ears. Makes sense, right? It’s letting you know that you’re doing the equivalent of juggling live grenades, and it wants you to stop. However, if you have zero affection with it, it’s totally fine with you petting its ears. … While you’re letting the implications of that sink in, allow me to introduce you to Honedge, a badass Steel/Ghost sword. This is Honedge:

Now, what does the ‘Dex say about this one?

Apparently this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force. If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person’s arm and drains that person’s life energy completely.

Oh. Well then, that certainly explains why it gets angry when you try to play with its tassel. If you rub the tassel, Honedge will put up with that for all of two seconds before it jolts back, glares, and makes angry noises at you. It’s doing its damndest not to kill you out of the goodness of its being, you asshole, the least you could do is not make its job harder. …Except, wait, no. It doesn’t get angry with you at all if it doesn’t like you. If it has no affection for you, then it’s happy that you’re playing with the life-draining soul-sucking tassel. Seriously, you get the little hearts and everything. It will only get upset with you for touching the murder-tassel if it likes you. … SO, LET’S RECAP: IF THEY DON’T LIKE YOU, THEY ARE TOTALLY OKAY WITH ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOU. Jesus, GameFreak. I mean, having the Pokémon get angry with you for being stupid makes total sense, and I applaud the attention to detail. It’s the little things that make these games so much fun. But making the deliberate choice to specifically program the games so that the Pokémon only get angry with you for playing with death if they like you? Otherwise, they will have no issues with the fact that their trainer is essentially inviting Death in for tea, cakes, and an impromptu funeral? RATED E FOR EVERYONE AGES 10 AND UP