Amazon Rozz

I'm Rozzie. I am: the Lone Wanderer. A Khaleesi. Fire and death. A Klingon with a heart of gold. A Disney Princess who does the rescuing. A writer trapped in her words. A companion to the Doctor. A hunter of things supernatural and evil. A brown coat. The Wicked Witch of the West (coast) and a tamer of wolves.

[leona-florianova]

Solving anything in New Vegas

[howyougetthegirls]

me after listening to reputation

[taylorswiftdaily]

mood

[adeles]

Titus Andromedon does Lemonade

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

[1-800-ass-butt-blog]

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[kdaziz]

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

[mcgonagirl]

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

[metalheadswaltzing]

It’s back and adorable

[geeksofcolor-blog]

Taika Waititi Confirms Sequel for ‘What We Do in The Shadows’

The irreverent humour we just witnessed in Thor Ragnarok, has always been present in Taika Watiti’s filmography, but before he took on superhero films, he injected that same irreverence in th…

“The rumour is true, [Jemaine’s] been hounding me to do this [sequel]. The movie is called We’re Wolves. It’s a word play. Americans love word plays. You guys love puns.” -Taika Waititi

[daughterofmulan-deactivated2018]

The Glorification of White Crime

Take a facet of crime, and then look at television shows/movies that feature those criminals as protagonists.

White mobs.

White pirates.

White serial killers.

White political corruption

White drug dealers

I mostly want to talk about this as a TV phenomenon, but pick a crime, any crime, and Western media has probably made a movie/TV series/play/etc. with a white person that romanticizes the criminal activity. No matter what, a white person can do whatever terrible crimes and still have a TV/movie fanbase that loves them.

When you see black or brown people committing crimes on screen, you are to see them thugs and criminal masterminds and people to be beat down.

When you see white people committing crimes on screen, you see a three-dimensional portrait of why someone might commit that crime, how criminals are people too, and how you should even love them for the crimes that they commit because they’re just providing for their families or they’ve wronged or they’re just people and not perfect. This is particularly a luxury given to white male characters, since there few white female criminals as protagonists.

If and of the above shows were about black or brown folks, there would be a backlash of (white) people claiming that TV and movies are romanticizing criminals and are treating them too much like heroes and that it will affect viewers and encourage violence and “thuggish” behavior. And yet fictional white criminals get to have a deep fanbase who loves these white criminals, receive accolades and awards, get called amazing television that portray the complexities of human nature. Viewers of these characters see past the atrocious crimes and into their humanity, a luxury that white characters always have while characters of color rarely do. The closest that mainstream TV has come to showing black criminals as main characters is probably The Wire, and even then, the criminals share equal screen time and equal status as main characters as the police trying to stop them.

The idea that crime can be so heavily romanticized and glorified to such a degree is undoubtedly a privilege given to white characters. The next time you hear someone talk about Dexter Morgan or Walter White in a positive way, it may be an opportunity to rethink how white people can always able to be seen as people no matter what they do, while everyone else can be boiled down to nothing but a criminal.

[lkeke35]

If you don’t believe this is true then look at the reaction America had to Rock and Rap music. When Rock was being produced by black people it was the sign of the coming apocalypse. Or at least it was until white men appropriated the music and then it became the best thing ever invented. The subjects remained the same, sex and criminal activity. Only the races of the performaers changed. So much so that almost no one remembers that black people invented rock n roll.

When rap music started its rise to in popularity in the 80s, it was performed almost exclusively by black people. It and the performers were vilified by the media, people tried to ban it and place restrictions on it. The same reaction they had when Jazz (also invented by black people) rose in popularity, when rock music got popular and now rap music. Notice that these musical styles only go mainstream once they’ve been adopted by white performers.

This humanization of white pathology happens in all forms of media.

[diceprophet]

When the bard uses intimidate

[lark-in-ink]

When they roll a 20:

[ma-at-thought]

When they roll a 1:

[jeza-red]

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

[gamedude113]

When the enemy is a better bard than you

[mistergrim13-deactivated2017071]

@nerdybuddha

[lekosis]

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Mariah Carey on Nov 1st:

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

So it begins..

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Theres a fucking movie now, Mariah Carey officially owns christmas.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[milesgmoralles]

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[outofthe1989woods]

[dailyswiftgifs]

top five songs from reputation as voted by our followers

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[iwillbestronger]

rosa diaz + favourite outfits (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ

[omnybus]

Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!

[itswalky]

Certain as the Sun’s

Hard to look right at

Tiny little legs

Hopes somebody begs

Dresser with a bat

[radioactivepeasant]

There goes the baker with his tray like always I think he’s wondering where I’m at. Every human falls the same: First a screech, then they’re in pain. They’re no trouble for the dresser with a bat.

[the-mayor-of-the-internet]

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

This is the best post I’ve seen all week