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jumpscarecrow | FIN | a mess | uhhh | 

[miihkalibmfm]

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

olihan jonkun pakko giffaa tää juufinin mestariteos

[coffeepeople]

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

[mangachi]

[outrowingss]

what if we just started giving Sweden the UK treatment

[moksutinn]

the real winner of eurovision

[tothechaos]

you'll never get pregnant with a vampire. they have to ask before they can come inside

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s possible that in the future everyone will be vegan and we’ll think of eating meat as a barbaric relic of the past.

[starsonmarsy]

should i fuck you stupid or make you stupid and then fuck you?

[lavender-succubus]

yes

[hornybrainrot-deactivated202402]

bro i just want his dick to get hard every time he thinks of me, is that too much to ask for?

[givemesomeloveexe]

Put a knife on my throat and tell me I am yours

[g4yboy]

i love leaving hickeys that are just a little too high to cover easily so they end up walking around with everyone knowing exactly what i did to them last night

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[breakingdawnpt2]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[forcewound]

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

[carys-the-ninth]

Brünnhilde. Library of Congress, 1936.

[weareallbananashere-deactivated]

Price: Are you an adult medium?

You: What, like one of those psychic dudes? I fucking wish.

Price:

Price: No, you fucking muppet, your t-shirt size.