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「安達が魔法使いにならなかった世界線の話」 + 「もしもの話」 — english translation
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HAHAHAHHA
THIS WAS SICK
"I died as i lived embarrassingly. " NO YOU SAVED JIMMY FROM THE CANARY CURSE, AHHH THATS SICK AF
These are lyrics to shallow water by crane wives
idk how to tag in tumblr cause im new but there was a post assigning specific songs for specific people.
THIS FANDOM IS SICK
and still alone
CALL ME APOLLO
Hey kids. This is your daily reminder. If Appollo throws a volley ball at you, simply Dodge. Or ur favs will fall out of the world
HAHAHAHHA
THIS WAS SICK
"I died as i lived embarrassingly. " NO YOU SAVED JIMMY FROM THE CANARY CURSE, AHHH THATS SICK AF
These are lyrics to shallow water by crane wives
idk how to tag in tumblr cause im new but there was a post assigning specific songs for specific people.
THIS FANDOM IS SICK
I Mena we are SCREAMING but can someone check in on Lizzie Joel Mumbo and Jimmy
GOD THIS SEASON IS SO GRIM AHHHH
Secret life spoilers
Skizz motivated Mumbo. He was so crazy like ye, he's a red name. He was someone to be feared. Right???
GOD people just DIED.
AND JOEL. HE WAS JUST WITH JIMMY AND HIS WIFE.
GOD EP 6 KILLED EVERYONE
NOT LAST!!!
Hello, welcome to my rancher talk
So, Jimmy has decided to be the most unhinged he has ever been in this entire series. Kay, cool, love that for him. BUT THEN HE JUST DECIDES TO TARGET THE HEART FOUNDATION BUT NOT TANGO?!?! LIKE SIR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPACT THIS IS GONNA HAVE ON HOW I VIEW AND INTERPRET YOUR CHARACTER IN THIS SERIES
And then Tango is just gonna FEED INTO THAT AS WELL I GUESS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL
Now let me specify that I will now be talking about characters. The events of this session of Secret Life will now be interpreted into the funky little narrative in my brain. Enjoy seeing me dive off the deep end and never resurface.
Ahem.
So, Jimmy is bloodthirsty as hell. He is fucking deranged. Tango knows this and is terrified of this.
Jimmy: I wouldn't chop you *immediately chops Tango*
But Tango still doesn't run away? He engages in conversation?? He taunts him?!?!
Jimmy: Was that a hard hit?
Tango: What? No, it was nothing. I kinda expected more, it was a little disappointing.
Jimmy: Oh really?
Tango: Yeah.
Jimmy: Oh really.
Tango: Yeah, c'mon, whatcha got?
UMMMMMMMMM HELLO?????? GAY?!?!? FLIRTING?!?!?! THEY FOUGHT AND THERE WERE SWORDS IN THEIR HANDS DOES THAT COUNT AS HOMOEROTIC SWORD FIGHTING?????
Tango does run away after a bit more back and forth, but like he's so casual about it? My man ain't scared at all he turned the whole ass opposite direction HE DID NOT LOOK BEHIND HIM TO SEE IF JIMMY WAS GONNA ATTACK HIM AGAIN. I'M SO SANE ABOUT THIS.
And then we have
"I like seeing Tango's reaction when he sees me. It's nice, it's nice. He makes these weird sounds. I like it."
I don't know about you BUT THAT SHIT IS SUS AS HELL. Like even if it wasn't, still, HUH?!?!? HELLO?!?!?! WHAT IS THAT SHIT?!?!?!?!?!
And then afterwards, Tango hits Jimmy. And then Jimmy tells Tango he has to do something for him. He lights a piece of TNT and tells Tango that he has to get hit by it.
AND THEN TANGO DOES??!?!! HE LET'S HIMSELF TAKE A SHIT TON OF DAMAGE?!?!
FOR JIMMY. LITERALLY JUST FOR JIMMY. THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER, HE DID IT FOR JIMMY.
He straight up tells Jimmy to go complete his task afterwards, TANGO KNEW JIMMY WAS TRYING TO COMPLETE A TASK AND SO HE WILLINGLY TOOK DAMAGE TO HELP HIM
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE RANCHERS ARE ENEMIES NOW BUT YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT FOR ENEMIES
TANGO EVEN FOLLOWS JIMMY TO THE SECRET KEEPER AND ONLY LEAVES WHEN JIMMY WARNS TANGO THAT HE WILL GO AFTER HIM IF HE GETS ANOTHER PIECE OF TNT
LIKE C'MON WHAT IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
Some minor stuff scattered about that I would like to mention as well
THESE FUCKERS ARE CONSTANTLY GIGGLING THROUGHOUT ALL OF THIS, THEY ARE BEING SO SILLY
Jimmy really wasn't targeting Tango. When he was trying to do his first task his target was Skizz. When he was trying to break up the Heart Foundation his target was BigB. When he saw the Heart Foundation climbing up a tall tower like idiots, he specifically called out Skizz. When he was setting traps for people, he targeted BigB. Whenever he was doing the fighting-flirting-for-fucks-sake-what-is-this shit with Tango it happened completely by chance. He was not trying to seek out and specifically target Tango.
Speaking of Jimmy accidentally crossing paths with Tango, when would see Tango he would just focus in on him. Like at the Mounders' base, Tango was with Etho and Bdubs but Jimmy ignored both of them and just started gunning it for Tango. He didn't even turn to look at Etho until Tango mentioned him.
Back to the topic of breaking up the Heart Foundation, Tango was wary of Jimmy BUT ALSO HE WAS JUST SO DOWN TO GET BIGB BECAUSE JIMMY SAID SO AND LIKE TANGO LITERALLY SAID HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WERE ACCUSING BIGB OF HE WAS JUST AGREEING WITH JIMMY
Now, here's my conclusion of what the Team Rancher dynamic currently is:
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
MESSY AND FRUITY AND ?!?!?!?!?? IS THE VIBE
Jimmy has absolutely gone off the rails and has beef with the Heart Foundation, but a part of him still has a soft spot for his rancher in his own insane way. Meanwhile, Tango is conflicted as hell. On one hand, he is loyal to a fault when it comes to Skizz. However, he definitely also has a soft spot for Jimmy. Tango will protect Skizz, but will he kill Jimmy to protect Skizz? GREAT QUESTION. MOVING ON.
Changing the topic, lemme just remind y'all of something. Tango is one hell of a bastard when it comes to grudges. My mans does not let shit go. We saw that with Bdubs and we saw that with Martyn. Tango is also petty as hell when it comes to enemies of his allied group. Jimmy has attacked Tango twice, once right after he said he wasn't going to. Jimmy is also THE HEART FOUNDATIONS #1 ENEMY LIKE HE TERRORIZED THEM THIS ENTIRE SESSION. Knowing all that, and knowing how Tango is, he should be absolutely PISSED at Jimmy. He should hate him. He should feel betrayed. Yet, at the end of the session, he sacrifices ten hearts to help Jimmy.
Jimmy is on red and Tango is on green and they are meant to be enemies but they sure as hell don't act that way and they hurt each other and they love each other and they are soulmates and they are ranchers.
They are doomed to fall in love and destined for tragedy yet again.
Let's see how long they last this time.
Bdubs Is Amazing! ✨
here's a fun theory.
Grian is a human turned watcher. He is trying to cause chaos and does not want to function
BigB is a Watcher turned human. That's why he's actively trying to be a normal person but what is normal to him?
So far the Secret Life teams are:
- a pair of furries
- a remarried couple
- cottagecore abba
- molemen
- an mlm mlm
- a lone pumpkin fairy Detective
- a crazy hotel manager/prison guard
- the world's worse orchard runner
- the most rootin' tootin' mayor in the wild West
Using this as reference
Youtube vs. Adblockers
Copy and pasting from Reddit user Mike J Smith on the Reddit page for ublock origin, an adblocker extension:
Condensed Update for Newcomers:
YT is making a concerted anti-adblock push via a tattler script tied to a "3 strikes and you're out" style warning message.
Each time you click on a video that WOULD have shown you ads, the tattler script detects that you blocked it and you're given a warning popup. This can be X'ed out of quickly, it's just a warning.
After 3 warnings on a given account, it no longer allows you to close the warning popup, thus acting as a soft block on that YT account until YT's tattler script no longer detects ad-block running. As of right now, it does not lock your other Google services and it does not count as a traditional account ban.
To protect the new tattler script from our jamming efforts, YT is also updating it at least once a day and sometimes multiple times, basically trying to force us into a war of attrition in coding hours. This naturally has put a MASSIVE strain on the volunteer team and will probably result in extended outages on YT as they try to keep up. They are holding their own, but just barely.
None of the uBO team are paid for this, they are volunteers with day jobs. The success of their efforts will depend largely on what YouTube decides to do next, because fighting their legions of paid coders off indefinitely would be impossible. If YouTube wants to kill adblock forever with sheer force, it's within their power - we are all hoping they're just "shaking the tree" to see what falls out and they'll stop once their accountants are satisfied.
The soft block is only tied to the individual account, not the IP. Thus, FreeTube still works fine and you can still view videos logged out. If you export your history, subs and playlists to Freetube, the only thing you've really lost is your ability to comment. I miss it, but not enough to give $20 a month to a pack of scavenging vultures.
So What Do I Do Now???
Look at the original post in the original thread, find the bold headline midway down that says "I followed the 4 steps, but I'm still experiencing issues". Directly below that is a line that says "The latest fix for anti-adblock was made on [date] and currently corresponds to ID [xxxxxxx]".
The ID refers to the version of YouTube's tattler script that it is capable of defeating. Compare that number to the bottom line on this list: https://pastefy.app/G1Txv5su/raw. The listings look like: "https://www.youtube.com/s/desktop/ea2534f4/jsbin/desktop_polymer_css_polymer_serving_disabled.vflset/desktop_polymer_css_polymer_serving_disabled.js". The bolded portion is the ID number you want to compare it to.
If the numbers are the same, then the tattler has been temporarily neutralized by the volunteer team. Once you purge and update your caches, soft locked accounts will be open again and no warnings will be issued. Use it while you can. Don't forget to purge & update or it won't work.
If the numbers don't match, the volunteer team hasn't caught up yet and the tattler script is still active. You will still be warned and soft-blocked. Give them 4-5 hours to catch up.
Speaking as a professional YouTuber, absolutely use whatever adblocking tools you want and circumvent YouTube's stupid garbage paywalls. I don't know a single creator who would not turn all ads off forever if they could afford it.
If there's a creator you want to support, throwing a single dollar at their Patreon ONE TIME counts for the same as watching more than a THOUSAND ads on their videos. If instead of paying for Premium, you distribute $20 among your 20 favourite YouTubers, you as an individual have done more to support them than YouTube's ad systems ever could or would.
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I'm posting it before I can back out
No one will ever see me again goodbye I'm going to chuck myself off a cliff now
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