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hello!!! i am intrawebs, or webs. i like to write and draw, though ive been writing a lot more than drawing recently :] i post about whatever im into right now on here. my long-time favorite, and what this blog was made for, is hermitcraft/life series. im not really into mcyt outside of that. im also always thinking about disco elysium, and ive been on a malevolent podcast kick. ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

my fics are on ao3 for registered users only to lessen ai scraping. i mostly write one shots/shorter fics, and mostly for hermitcraft/life series. i dont have the dedication required for long series, ha.

feel free to send writing requests, and i might do them. please leave comments!! on here or on ao3, i love them. pls point out spelling mistakes in my fics (if i spell something wrong on a post its probably on purpose tho) (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

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#masterlist #webs says

vannilasilk

awww look its edgar hes so cutee

awww so cutee

#edgar electric dreams #art

jerseydebil

twitter really liked this

#beating off #art

electriver

Ummm hi I'm alive I haven't been here in a while I'm sorry okayyy- 😭 here are a few things left in my drafts from months ago that I had forgotten to post lol.

I said I would do it

hello everyone it's me. today i'm going insane over the fucking. halogen watermarks of all things

the fact that kim's watermark is the largest and brightest of all of them. the fact that harry's is faded and askew.

#disco elysium

donniesdorm

Arthur (orthurrr) from Malevolent … (and John mention)

#malevolent #art #cw body horror

aveshn

Yorick how i miss you

#art #malevolent

otterbiscuits

something soft

#art #malevolent

mergers-and-executions

#murderbot

debiddu

boink

#and no1s gonna help him? smh what is the world coming to #art #mob psycho 100

give-grian-rights

thats my son. hashtag my thang #mythang

give-grian-rights

poor thang and my thang

theartingace

Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

#murderbot #art

hollowistheworld

I've seen so many posts about Mensah's perspective of ART/Network Effect, how have I not seen one's about ART's crew's perspective. Network Effect as told by Seth.

You have a child who is an extremely powerful (somewhat illegal) machine intelligence. It's a good kid, mostly, except it doesn't play well with others. Your kid periodically goes on short trips by itself, and this has always been fine.

One time, it comes back and it's acting... weird. It keeps bringing up things it has no reason to know about and then dodging questions about it. Finally, you get it to admit that it picked up a hitchhiker on this on this trip, even though you have very strict rules about never picking up hitchhikers. This hitchhiker is obviously it's new favorite person. They watched soap operas together. Your kid loves soap operas now. Your kid shows you a bunch of pictures of this hitchhiker, but won't tell you details because the hitchhiker in question is a wanted criminal on the run and also an escaped slave. This is probably fine (you sure hope it's fine).

Then, you and the rest of your family/friends get fucking kidnapped and used as hostages to make your kid behave. You know that your kid 1) will do anything to protect you, and 2) pretty much always goes for violence first, so you have your doubts about any of this going well.

Then, the hitchhiker your kid will not shut up about appears out of thin air in the middle of a firefight on a planet pretty much no one has any reason to be near and says your kid sent it. It proves this by telling you your kid is a dickhead (this is true and works, but still).

After a lot of mutual rescuing, you're back on board the ship that is also your kid, and find out that your kid kidnapped it's wanted-criminal-hitchhiker-friend and all of it's friends, and has been telling them all of your top secret confidential spy information. The hitchhiker is responsible for 90% of the top news stories you've seen in the last six months. Three different governments want this person dead or alive.

Your kid pushes the hitchhiker's resume across the table at you and makes big sad puppy eyes.

#murderbot