[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[aboutherain-deactivated20221209]

[mysharona1987]

[omghotmemes]

Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping.

[charlesoberonn]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[badjokesbyjeff]

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks,

“W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.

The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!”

[badjokesbyjeff]

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.

“Oh no,” says Dave. “Hes on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,“How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[sandmandaddy69]

[kilsikon7]

Do check the reblogs and comments and tell everyone about what you find fucked about your situation

*edit* below

Look, I've been seeing a lot of hate about Americans and French ppl.

I'm not a fan of that. The people of both countries have it rough enough as it is, we don't need to bring hate onto each other or your fellow countrymen.

Remember, the problem isn't the country and the people, it's the system that is running it that's the problem. The people who enforce or continue this oppression is the problem, not your slightly richer neighbour, not that stupid idiot who doesn't know better, not that one Karen who's ripping into ppl to get discounts in order to survive. (Yes those people are terrible as people, but are usually not part of the main system)

The problem is large corporations that fail to pay you enough.

The problem is Government cutting funds to health and education.

The problem is Insurance companies finding every loophole possible to not pay you your due.

The problem is the rich and powerful controlling media.

The problem is industries strangling items to enforce false scarcity

The problem is we the people divided and the people in "power", however few, united to keep us oppressed and warring with each other so they can fill their hoards.

Let us be the ants who fells the elephant

(I did this as a reblog earlier but I think this might work better)

[churrotowns]

[yawn-emoji]

[hopelessandromanticc]

[memeclassheroes]