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I'm always here if anyone wants to talk for any reason. Multifandom but basically i post whatever amuses me for 5 seconds. That is all.

[opaqueghoul-deactivated20200418]

transparent depiction of how i feel year round, drag it to see the whole thing

don’t remove my caption

[nigecha]

whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white

[triptocaines-deactivated2014082]

#Seriously if a character is supposed to be white they will be named WHITIE MCWHITERSON #and wear an american flag hoodie shirt pants socks underwear and scream stuff in english every 5 seconds

[angergirl-blog]

The tags speak truth.

[illumi-the-assassin-deactivated]

💕 my makeup kind of looked like shit but everything else was ok

[altfire-archive]

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s easier

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s safer

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc they don’t feel like they can pull off anything else

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc presenting as their real gender is impossible

shoutout to nonbinary people who present as their assigned gender bc they want to

shoutout to nonbinary people whose presentation is mistaken for their assigned gender but is in fact how they express their real gender

just because we might “look cis” doesn’t make us any less nonbinary and tbh fuck anyone who says otherwise

[sexhaver]

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

[punx-pup-deactivated20180110]

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

[sexhaver]

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

[onlinepunk]

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

[brucebocchi]

this is the most central florida shit known to man

[plisaltin]

i saw a man so beautiful i started crying?

[ir-dr]

Day 2150 - 21 May 2017

一番大好きなもの

.//projectTiGER

[dazzlingmagicfox]

A Cat’s Wish

First Part.

Yu-Gi-Oh! © Kazuki Takahashi

[cbfplr]

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

[timsutton]

“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

[glitterytiddies]

Chaotic good

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[dmbakura]

prideshipping doodle that i got bored with

kaiba is a giraffe and i hate drawing his clothes

[sosuperawesome]

We Are Hairy People is the clothing brand created by British artist Sarah Caulfield. Her hand-painted clothes have been sold in Top Shop, ASOS and Urban Outfitters. WAHP is more than a clothing brand; through workshops and modelling opportunities, Sarah is helping young women living with anxiety, depression and eating disorders. Each item in Sarah’s shop is made to order and 100% unique to the person who orders it.

Click here to see more clothes by We Are Hairy People

[kanaesbubblesbutt]

saeran: I hate everyone in the RFA oh my god they're so fucking stupid especially yoosung... can't trust him for shit

saeran 3 mins later: nvm he text me back

[sapphiremallory]

[pumpkinspicepunani]

I’m over this White Feminist™ idea that naked equals empowered it’s a lot more complex than that.

[pxnkbambi]

!!!

[arcasangels]

I made a meme that describes how I feel about fics