Transcript: 10 Things I Hate About You
I suffered so my fellow Anti's could cringe collectively at what I personally believe to be a Public Humiliation punishment.
"10. Things We Hate About Each Other"
*kai explains he's finally doing a vlog, and it's a date Vlog, which they haven't done in a while because they haven't been on a date in 6 months*
Kai: So I don't know what the plan is, I'm currently waiting for him to come out of the house which, Story of my life, right guys?
*goes on about sponsorship*
Jimmy: *comes out of the house for a second then goes back in, finally gets in the car*
Jimmy: So Anyway, Where to?
Jimmy: I'm not hungry. Let's go to to the Goodwill store. Where's a good one.
(Wow way to be compassionate JimmyJams)
Kai: *confused* Why would I know that?
Jimmy: *annoying TMZ interviewer impression* Here's Kai, approaching the Goodwill..What do you gotta say, Kai?
Kai: *gives a 'omg you're annoying' face* Nothing, Actually.
Jimmy: *still using annoying voice* There's a dude, Walking away.
Jimmy: *holds up dress* Oh my god, this would look so cute...on me!
Kai: Thank you, I'm gonna throw up.
Kai: *looking at kids shoes*
Jimmy: Kai, Those are for kids...
Kai: *annoyed/exasperated whisper* We have kids.
Jimmy: I don't think those will fit you.
Kai: *looks up, frowning*
Jimmy: because you're a snowflake.
Kai: That doesn't make sense...
*brief montage of trying various clothes, highlights include Jimmy holding up a very feminine pink pair of pants*
*finally at restaurant because apparently kai only eats when Jimmy wants to*
Jimmy: *obnoxious* you should get fish and chips because you have an Iron Deficiency, because you're a defective human.
Kai: *frowns, looks down*
Jimmy: And you weren't raised a vegetarian like me.
Kai: *unintelligible, something about doctors*
(Sorry guys there's a ton of background noise.)
Jimmy: if you guys didn't know, Kai's a smartass.
*kai stealing Jimmy's fries*
Jimmy: *zooms in on Kai's egg sandwich* Got a little Cholesterol with a side of cholesterol? Wait where's the fish? I thought you were getting fish?
Kai: I told you I wasn't cause I hate how they make it.
(Or because you guilt tripped him, dickwad)
*jimmy goes on a tangent back in the car about how vegetarian food is superior blah blah blah I'm not his advertising system.*
Jimmy: we are now at riteaid getting plan B.
*proceeds to drag kai through the store in a headlock.*
Kai: *repeatedly says Stop, I don't like this, I'm cramped*
Jimmy: *holds up a super feminine shirt, said in a teasing tone that obviously means he's talking about Kai* Hey Kaiii...this would look great on me!
Jimmy: Now we're gonna demonstrate how great kai is at catching things. *throws package of Menstrual products*
(Wow way to be respectful of his dysphoria shithead)
Jimmy: Listen I think it's time we have a heart-to heart.
Jimmy: you need to leave onision, he's abusive.
Jimmy: Ten things we hate about each other..
Kai: we're gonna talk about why we hate each other....
Jimmy: first thing I hate about you, I hate how you constantly leave stuff out so bugs feast on them.
(Back to calling kai dirty, gotcha)
Kai: I don't have a response, sorry.
Jimmy: *continues to berate him passive agressively* you're sorry about that?
Kai: yep. I hate how you never dry off after you get out of the shower so the floor is slippery. Fair point?
Kai: Yeah you're sorry that one day I'm gonna break my skull open because you don't know how to use a towel?
Jimmy: Yeah, My bad. I hate that you let things get so messy and then I walk up the stair and you're sitting on your phone.
(Again calling Kai dirty...hmm where have we seen this before? 😑)
Kai: That literally doesn't happen. If I'm on my phone and there's stuff to do, then I'm either dying or doing work on my phone.
Jimmy: Well you're probably doing work on your phone, but it's not really work that HAS to be done.
Kai: ok mister, 'please clean up the front room for me while I respond to a patron Email instead.
Jimmy: That's important. Were you responding to an email?
Kai: *visibly becoming agitated* YES. That's literally what I'm doing, responding to emails or patrons! I, I,...
Jimmy: *tries to interrupt*
Kai: I'm not like you where the whole world ceases to exist when I'm looking at a piece of technology.
Jimmy: I get that from my mom.
Jimmy: no, genetics. I hate that, you're jealous.
Jimmy: I hate your jealousy.
Kai: ok...sure. Like what am I supposed to say to that? That's not something you can help..people can have boundaries.
Jimmy: *tries to interrupt*
Kai: *hushes him* this is gonna turn into a fight...
Jimmy: what do you hate about me?
Jimmy: that's me. Very mean and I call him names. At least I'm not one of those people who say "I was joking" when confronted about something they've done. It's such a Cop-out.
(*FLIPS TABLE.* YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU DO EXACTLY THAT.)
Kai: *irritated* Watch your channel, dude.
Jimmy: I...hate...how...frustrating it is to argue with you, and how you escalate things. Cause like it starts out as a joke conversation, and then like, when I say stop talking, you won't stop. You just keep going, and going, and going....until you drive me crazy.
(HOLY GASLIGHTING, BATMAN.)
Jimmy: *already trying to shut him up.*
Kai: you literally do? You leave for 5 seconds and then-
Jimmy: Heyyyyyy we're gonna finish the video now. Number 4- nothing's happened between now and then...nothing at all...The fourth thing I hate about you...sometimes, your breath stinks in the morning.
*more unimportant dislikes, as Jimmy continues to manhandle and put Kai almost in another headlock.*
Jimmy: we ALWAYS get along...and never EVER do I say anything hurtful.