find me in the trash can where i belong

 Currently nurturing obsessions with IRL Hockey, Check Please, Yuri on Ice, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Marvel CU . Love the Pens, Hawks, and Leafs. Rookies make my life. PRO PATRICK KANE - think he's a rapist? Message me so i can explain the 90000 reasons you're wrong. 

[seabsneckbeard]

Psst do you think you can share some of the kaner pics? I don't have a twitter :/

this person did the absolute lord’s work today. all of them are here! 

my fave of the bunch: 

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE. I CAN’T!

[eatbreathehockey]

Mitch Marner and Colton Parayko~requested by the amazing @mitchellmarnthews. If you’d like a lockscreen send me an ask of the player/team/slogan you want and the type of phone you have. If you use like/reblog.

[ohhocka]

1988 sticking together amongst the #NHL100 (Jan. 27)  

[fannishtalk]

OK does this remind anyone else of the video from the, um, 2014 (2015?) Blackhawks Convention where Toews was telling some story and everyone else on the team kind of wandered off after a minute, but Kane sat there and listened raptly the whole time?  Just the way he’s focused on Toews in this video who seems to be the one talking reminds me of that.  

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

It was in 2014! :)

fannishtalk: #THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE KANER IS TOTALLY FOCUSED IN ON JONNY #AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND #ALSO #THE WAY THIS WAS FILMED REALLY EMPHASIZED THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HERE #KANE IS VERY SMALL IN THIS ROOM AND IT SHOWS

cbhlatebloomer: in a sea of their idols still glued to each other dorks

[mybabyfinn]

JT is over it (2.18.17)

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Originally I was just reblogging this because of Kaner skating by in the top gif.

However I also want to add that I love Jonny’s eye rolls. This one is my favourite:

[kanerboo]

Kane & Toews: forever linked (x)

requested by @musainrules <3

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Do their laughs look more real around the eyes in the last two gifs than in the middle two gifs?

fannishtalk: #FOND EYES #FROM BOTH OF THEM #THIS IS GREAT #I MEAN LOOK A THE 5TH GIF DOWN #JONNY IS SMILING AT OTHER PEOPLE AND LOOKING HAPPY #BUT IN THAT GIF LOOKING AT KANER #HIS FACE ALSO IS SO SOFT AND THRILLED AND LOVING AT THE START BEFORE HE STARTS LAUGHING #IT REMINDS ME OF A PIC FROM THEIR ROOKIE YEAR #WHERE KANE WAS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA SMILING #AND JONNY WAS LEANING ON HIS STICK LOOKING AT KANER #WITH THIS AMAZINGLY DOPEY LOOK OF LOVE ON HIS FACE #LIKE THIS GUY IS THE BEST GUY IN THE WORLD TYPE FACE #AND YOU SEE THAT FACE PEEKING OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN OVER THE YEARS #BUT I THINK THIS GIF COMES THE CLOSEST FOR CAPTURING THAT MOMENT OF DOPEY LOVING SOFTNESS THAT THAT PIC FROM LONG AGO DID

[sheercompulsion]

January 28, 2017: Patrick Kane, on being selected by Pacific division all-star captain Connor McDavid to play their Discover puck, worth 2 points

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

I think it’s interesting how Patrick said he has been hanging out with McDavid all day, but we mainly saw Jonny hanging out with McDavid (same time, different gifs):

@a1-sh-a: I wonder if jonny hung out w him and pat too, :)

It would be interesting to find out whether all three of them hung out together.

When I went through the McDavid pictures on Getty Images, this was the only picture with Patrick I could find:

Jonny and Patrick standing side by side with McDavid next to them.

Then you’ve got the stick comparing incident where they seemed to exclude McDavid… 

I wonder if the moments Patrick was supposedly hanging out with McDavid just weren’t caught on camera.

[sheercompulsion]

January 28, 2017: Apparently they don’t see and talk to each other enough as it is…

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

fannishtalk: #WELL AT LEAST THEY ACTUALLY ARE TALKING TO SOMEONE NOT ON THE HAWKS #EVEN AS JONNY IS PRACTICALLY GLUING HIMSELF TO KANER THERE #COULD HE GET ANY CLOSER #I DON’T THINK SO #IS JONNY TALKING OR EATING WEIRDLY

So the locker room was designed to leave a big space between Jonny and Duncs?

(It annoys me that they wrote it “THRU”…)

[jkvlr]

170101 flyers @ ducks / g and simmer on their best behaviour

[saintsideways]

because I Know Nothing About Hockey all I am taking from this is that sometimes the most attractive gladiators in the Ice Golf Thunderdome have to take off their shirts and go have a time out in The Objectification Fishbowl with a grinning ginger man who’s delighted to have been nominated to make sex faces for the edification of the baying masses, and I’m weirdly fine with that.

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[liketheroad-deactivated20130813]

It’s good to be like that.

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Jonny is a treat to play with and it’s good to be competitive :D

[f1-stuff]

And?? I’m? crying now?? (x)

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Of course the best parts are the Toews to Kane goal, the Kane to Toews goal, and all the 1988 cellies they showed.

[allthebros]

@FrameworthSport: It was great seeing @88PKane & @JonathanToews this past weekend to catch up on some signings (x)

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

I wonder whether they went together or separately…

[19trash88]

so i was watching the hawks game tryin to admire jonny’s tan

when i see out of the corner of my eye

patrick kane looking like he just saw a motherfucking ghost

???

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Patrick is shocked that Jonny would tell him to shut up. Jonny LOVES listening to him. Why would he say such a thing??

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

A teammate’s face gets closer to yours…how do you react?

Panarin sees Kaner’s face getting closer: Whoa, too close there, buddy…pulls away.

Kaner sees Jonny’s face getting closer: nbd, no surprise (he probably does it all the time ;) haha) 

[hatrickane-deactivated20201122]

[x]

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Well if his mother is wearing a Kane jersey, Jonny thinks the kid can’t be too far gone…maybe receiving a puck from Jonny will help him convert. ;)

[keeklee]

[whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite]

Is this interview online anywhere?

[indescenthuman-deactivated20151]

My Baja blast disappreciation post.

[mountaindewftw]

Reblogging to say that this is not okay. Not from a Mountain Dew fan’s standpoint, but as somebody who is aware that you literally chose to spend money on a consumable and waste it just to have an unpopular opinion. Consider productive alternatives, such as donating to a charity.

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GOOD

[whoacanada]

NHL!Bitty, Part IX - ‘Loose Lips Sink Ships’

(Alright, you guys voted for #2, so enjoy!)

Eric gets hit on in a hotel bar during All-Star weekend. For the first time in a long time, it’s not because he’s a famous hockey player.

It would be very flattering, except the man trying to seduce him works for Jack’s PR firm, and bro is playing fast and loose with some seriously confidential information. 

NHL!Bitty Masterpost!

It’s been a long, exhausting day. Between the flight, check-in, the press junket, the photo ops, all Eric wants is to get a little bit drunk with the guys, grab some dinner, and fool around in Jack’s hotel room. Hopefully in that order, but he’s open to fooling around whenever.

He must have a dopey smile on his face thinking about the debauchery he’s been looking forward to all week when he realizes someone is watching him from across the bar. 

Tall, nice hair, professional, and he’s looking at Eric, no, at the empty chair next to him. And he’s walking over. 

“Is this seat taken?”

Keep reading

[whoacanada]

(Bonus: Aftermath)

He’s impatiently waiting for his morning Americano when a call beeps in through his earbuds and Siri announces it’s the office.

“Murrell.”

“Joel, you can’t come in,” Leann, his assistant, hisses over the phone, “It’s a zoo in here. Mr. Langston is asking for you personally, my phone has been ringing off the hook since 7.”

That’s odd, but he’s been working a Senate race, he’s been in the hot seat more than his fair share lately. “Well, then I have to go in. Am I in trouble or something?”

“Maybe? Probably? I don’t know! Just, there’s chatter out of the Montreal office, and the Zimmermann’s just got here, and someone mentioned something about a leak –”

“Which one?”

“Sorry?”

“Which Zimmermann?”

“Which…? Joel, all of them. Rodney was on a conference call yesterday and they’re pulling their contracts. They’re in the conference room right now and it’s a mess, they’ve got lawyers and everything.”

“I don’t see how that has anything to do with me. Did something happen with Buckner?”

“Don’t worry about the campaign, they’re saying you’re the leak!”

“What? That’s insane. That’s not even my contract. I’m coming in, and I’m sorting this out.”

“No, wait –”

He hangs up the phone and drops out of the Starbucks queue, combing over the last few weeks in his mind for anything that could have slipped out. He comes up empty.

The cab ride is tense. The elevator ride is tense. The secretary that greets him is tense, and no member of the junior staff will meet his eyes. Leann corners him before he gets to the conference room, taking his bag and whispering, “This is a terrible idea.”

“I didn’t do anything wrong, Leann, they can’t fire a junior VP on hearsay.”

Joel eases open the double doors to the conference room, ready to defend himself with a show of bravado, but the words die on his lips when he sees a full table staring him down: on one side, the senior partners and the New York office’s legal team. On the other: the entire Zimmermann family, a small contingent of their own lawyers, and an all-too familiar face. The man from the bar. The hockey player that he – oh, God.

“Mr. Murrell,” Eric Bittle greets with a tight smile, “so glad you could finally join us.”