give me a leg to stand on

adi, they/them, 20 - i write very occasionally sometimes

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[microcomets]

a lot of fandom seems to gloss over the fact that cas is like, funny? like has a dry sense of humor. often it gets pigeonholed into naivete or cluelessness, which in the earlier seasons is sometimes genuine, but take, for example:

“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”

“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”

“It’s a shortened version of my name.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I missed television.”

“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”

“[What the hell?] Guess again.”

“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”

“You should’ve seen Luke.”

“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”

“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”

“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”

“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”

“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”

“Don’t ask stupid questions.”

“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”

“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”

“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”

“Less dumb, less ass.”

“I got this. I don’t got this.”

“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”

cas’ humor is weird and offbeat and esoteric because….he is? cas is weird and offbeat and esoteric. luv it.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[nade2308]

I'm not sorry for the close-ups.

@thethistlegirl

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[wyrdpersonwhowanders]

"i need you" is already SUCH a line to drop when the person you love is beating you to death, but one key reason why dean may have said it is because he said the exact same words to cas in purgatory to convince him to come with him to the portal. and purgatory was dean and cas' special bonding time, the place where everything feels "pure." so dean is repeating to cas the things he told him in purgatory because he knows how meaningful and raw their time there was and he's hoping that this will get through to cas. that cas will remember that dean needs him so much that he refused to leave purgatory for an entire year until he found cas.

[wyrdpersonwhowanders]

"i need you" is already SUCH a line to drop when the person you love is beating you to death, but one key reason why dean may have said it is because he said the exact same words to cas in purgatory to convince him to come with him to the portal. and purgatory was dean and cas' special bonding time, the place where everything feels "pure." so dean is repeating to cas the things he told him in purgatory because he knows how meaningful and raw their time there was and he's hoping that this will get through to cas. that cas will remember that dean needs him so much that he refused to leave purgatory for an entire year until he found cas.

[beybuniki]

come into my bedroom

[renegadesstuff]

they are soo married 😩

[renegadesstuff]

saving his bf 🤏

[targetedknowledge]

[kannsey]

i want to write i say and then my body hits me with the random ass anxiety at a 9pm on a tuesday night like bro we don't have time for this

[0xeyedaisy]

The fishing game in Stardew valley is a bit too hard for me so I haven't been fishing much, which made Willy come to my home and give me a training rod to help me get used to it lmao.,.,. But idk man the fishing game fucking sucks, I can't get used to it and I keep accidentally holding my breath when I play it, so when I actually catch a fish I have to take a break before going for another.....

[0xeyedaisy]

I love how after posting this I immediately get ppl saying that the fishing game Is That Bad for everyone actually

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[shigeoreum]

the bisexuals ever + terrible logic only a fucked up asshole would have the audacity to say out loud