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rb dumping ground for funny posts on tumblr dot com. occasional not funny posts. occasional fandom spam when i’m too embarrassed to annoy main. will contain untagged sex jokes and generally crass humor

[kiwisnotgay]

if youre reading this congrats. youve found my sideblog. dont tell anyone tho

(i am an adult to make it clear)

edit: how are you random people finding me. i mean im glad to be a curator of funny posts but how

[gnusnoteunuchs]

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good

[gnusnoteunuchs]

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good

[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[trans-lykanthropie]

If I see another video along the lines of 'wow that wacky Soviet Union made these ornate bus stations for no reason, totally unnecessary, what a bizarre fact of history!' I'm going to start killing the hostages

God forbid art exist in public for free, God forbid people get to see art in public for free in their day to day lives, God forbid a bus stop be more than a rectangle plastered in fucking advertising, fuck

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Y'all.

I did some digging.

The word that led to all this was "scry".

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Shit be wildin on threads this week

[hyperactivehedgehog]

You should also be able to figure out what a text is saying without understanding every word. 90% of the time you'll do just fine even if a word is unfamiliar. You should be able to understand the meaning of a word through context, or at least the meaning of the sentence or paragraph. There are some rare instances where the specific word is crucial, but most of the time it's not necessary to understand the text.

This is a skill you are taught in foreign language classes btw. When you get to a certain level, they give you texts with words you probably don't know yet, and you have to summarise the text without looking any of them up. It really helps with your literacy skills. I can really recommend picking up some books with unfamiliar vocabulary and trying to understand it without looking up words

[functionally-immortal]

@unashamedly-enthusiastic

your tags are very correct and also read like poetry to me

[whitepeopletwitter]

Every d4mn time.

[castleparv]

i swear theyre running out of ink in the minecraft youtuber printer

[castleparv]

bubbo and baablu. fucking. bubbo and baablu. sure. okay

[vnapologeticapathy]

local tumblr complainer actually believes love is everywhere and so is gentleness

[gaylor-moon]

An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, leaving you with no excuse whatsoever to keep wearing that Hufflepuff scarf, sources have reported.

Jack Harrington, 38, grew up reading the popular children’s stories, and soon developed an intense fascination with the world of the books, including knowing all about the suspiciously depicted money-hungry goblins, and that one time it was revealed that slavery is commonplace and accepted in the wizarding world.

In spite of this, however, Harrington has recently worked to redirect his interest towards media created by someone less troublingly focused on his friends’ genitalia.

“It was hard to do,” Harrington said. “I really love collecting things, and there’s so much merchandise to collect! But once I realised that it’s possible to collect things in a way that doesn’t make it harder for my mates to go for a piss when out and about, it really was a no-brainer.”

At the time of publication, Harrington was marvelling at the sheer amount of fiction available in the world that doesn’t actively contribute to material harm, and questioning whether you specifically really need that copy of Hogwarts Legacy for your PS5.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

to be loved is to be changed………

[balaclava-trismegistus]

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

[guerrillatech]

[kedreeva]

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

[madonnapopstar12]

[swagophile]

they should make a vwrsion of snake game where the snaked gets really fat and bloated after it eats all the apples and it says "jeez.. i really overdid it huh..?" and it burps really loud and has eyeliner and hair and black lipstick cys its a sexy goth girl snake. my idea

[parakavka]

柴犬·͜·♡もも on X: “みんなに元気とどけるよーーーー！！！ https://t.co/Ga9pUINKdU” / X

[important-cat-pics]