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transman he/him | one fictionkin + eldritchkin | i make art sometimes | aroace | minor

[m1ontee]

ultrakillin'

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[aroacedavestrider]

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

[maja-paja]

[atlaslovesedm]

this is what i do every time you say something nice about my art

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[digitaldiscipline]

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.

[trainbrain27]

Only if you engrave it an put it somewhere safe.

Probably with all your other complaints.

[thebeetleb0y]

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

[fistfuloflightning]

This is erasure of 900 AD Heian female writers who were out there making fix-it fics and aus of the Tale of Genji (plus commissioning fanart of their favorite scenes)

[silently-standingstill]

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[cosmovain]

i think more people making ii humanizations should capitalize on the fact that the contestents are all generated by someone who was horrifically isolated w only a tv to use as a window

[cosmovain]

like there are so many ways to take advantage of this. characters realizing their makeup is built into them, smuged eyeliner they physically cant wash off, clumpy mascara they cant wipe clear of their eye, maybe they have natural smear frames, maybe they move like a tv with motion smoothing still on. not only are they a reflection of tv, theyre a reflection of tv in the early 2010s, maybe if you stand too close you can see something Wrong, see the way details are lost in a sort of hazy fuzz. idk much to consider

[cosmovein]

FAILURE.

[sarcasticsciencefictionwriter]

"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

[ao3statss]

There are currently 414,472 fics without a single kudos.

2,948,374 under 10 kudos

If anyone was wondering.

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[zommblez]

do you like my creatures? I made these during the power outage the other day :3 I accidentally bought these foam numbers (thought they were foam stickers) so I was thinking of ways to use them so creatures :] I'm probably gonna make them magnets? or stick them to my wall not sure yet if I wanna use a sharpie and draw eyelids on them but I think these are really cute

also if ur wondering about 11 and 13 they're original designs I made in this post also sorry the lighting is kinda bad I don't wanna turn on the big light >.<

[hprcbifbotet]

needle before and after her deal

[silverkirisame]

one gijinka of my good buddy @pawmi-paradise <3

it’s a nominal value redraw!!!!! OuO

[oneheadtoanother]