[leecario]

me

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[shitboy96]

“Ellen the generous” is honestly top tier humour

[gamebooadvanced]

Neon Degeneres Ellengelion

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[strawbit]

i got out of bed for this

[sa2ha]

me, riding a bike: wow this is just like in stranger things

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[queerist]

i knew this was gonna be good from the freeze frame but i had NO IDEA

[yeoja]

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[stimman3000]

[bbwpizzahut]

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[cryptiboy]

are you telling me this isnt what happens when you hang out with your friends

[kasunshine]

[babyanimalgifs]

Two actual pictures of me showing my everyday routine

[snoopingasusualisee]

[pickypicnic]

[kicsterash]

Mickey’s been in similar situations, I see