buenyas dias

i should be asleep (twitter) (tag page)

[catchymemes]

[potatocrisp]

Good morning

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

My four year old daughter smokes the ends of all my cigarettes to 'eliminate needless waste and promote an eco-friendly lifestyle'. I love how empathetic she already is at such a young age <3 #momwin

[disteal]

Welcome Brazilians

[disteal]

Genuinely if we get more Brazilians after twitter fumbled them this site will be better than it’s ever been pspspspsps

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[anneemay]

[fivefve]

reminded me of this

[koloocheh]

This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse

[mulberrydyke]

[abysswarlock]

[mossy-rossy]

[travelling-hydaelyn]

rest well

waking up version here

[transwhispers-deactivated202408]

"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.

[123iloveyoutoo]

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[123iloveyoutoo]

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

[orchidvioletindigo]

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

[gayaarakocra]

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

um.. hello!

so i'm coming over there

ok?

ok so basically

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[romanimp]

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

[1mlostnow]

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

[hellkitepriest]

having friends who you discuss and write niche pornography with is like. ok here’s the nuclear launch codes for my psyche. don’t do anything weird with it haha

[deadstag]

three different colourations of a fallow deer, photographed by Mszafran on deviantart Source here