KaptainKandy

Por siempre.

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There is nothing better than tongue-punching a fine ladies fart trumpet with the tongue speed so high a stroboscope is required to tune the timing.

Jesus of Nazareth

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Millenials: We’re all broke, socially anxious, have poor physical fitness, suffering from depression and lack any motivation for life.

Nintendo: We got this.

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POKEMON GO lol

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me as a pilot

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport

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[ahead]

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...Jon Snow

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WEST COAST

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when you see a dog from across the street 

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Truth

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boomcrown:

King Nothing

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