constantly spiraling

[deanwinchesterapologist]

girls with no car on grocery day

[geminispouse]

[straycatj]

おはむっふーでち

Good muffuning

[anexperimentallife]

[batsquatchin]

good night!

[catasters]

[theocseason4]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[natalieironside]

Imo it's way too hard to fake your own death nowadays

[dykeiero]

the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors

[dykeiero]

[weakly] did everyone have fun at the horrors

[lipstickleatherdyke]

do you guys remember when nutella used to be like the girlblogger version of bacon

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[ejacutastic]

[coffeepeople]

One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

[coffeepeople]

Sometimes friendship is about carrying pens and peeling oranges. But the point is, surrounding yourself with people who you want to do the little things for. The point of it all is bringing in the doughnuts because you’ve found the people who deserve the doughnuts.

[coffeepeople]

And I’m so fucking lucky, and I don’t always say it or even think it. Because I have friends who send me letters and who told me when the cafeteria at work had chopped tomatoes and who want to watch Scream with me and it just hits me sometimes that this world can do the ugliest things to people, but as long as I still have a friend who will point out dogs on the sidewalks to me then I have something amazing to live for. And as long as I have pals who I want to make peppermint bark for, then I have a reason to keep pushing this world to be better.

[whisqrs]

*lightning strikes in front of me in public* 

a girl: that was so scary!! 

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors