first pride month without karate joe

CILI!! ★ any pronouns :D ★ im an adult ★ my art blog is @punchkicktoe ★

[commander-snacks]

i think the human population can be split into those who can sense the sadness in karate joes eyes and those who cant

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its crazy how using your chosen name & pronouns feels so Not Allowed when youre used to having to use your legal name for everything. like all i do is go to work and go to doctors so writing an artist bio using my correct information is like, Is This Allowed?? Is This Allowed??? it straight up feels like being an unsupervised kid eating gummy worms for breakfast & waiting for someone to come tell you to knock it off

[bearloonz]

they could never make me hate you colorful spiky stylized top scars

[homophobla]

"I like yaoi because it's free of heterosexual dating mechanics" ppl when the larger more masculine boy takes care of and protects the smaller feminine one.

[mxjackparker]

Making motivational "it's never too late to transition" posts is really undercut if the age you're highlighting is still young. Claiming that your transition was late and it worked out great for you actually makes older people more afraid to transition if you're saying that shit in your 20s. How do you think a trans person in their 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s feels when you're 23 and calling yourself a late transitioner?

It's never too late until you're in a coffin. It is worth it for a single day of being yourself, even if you're 110.

[segamascott]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from trash jones (@/ jzux) on 3/19/26 reading: i love being in my room. i'm the mayor in there /End ID]

[karatekamania]

*conjures a tulpa of a drunk girl in a club bathroom to advise me on the most pressing matters*

[karatekamania]

no because im thinking about whether my relationship is going anywhere and wanna maybe have a chat w her about it. but I feel bad because I know my friends like her. and then a drunk club bathroom girl voice in my head clearly said "girllll do what you want! it's your life!"

[karatekamania]

*conjures a tulpa of a drunk girl in a club bathroom to advise me on the most pressing matters*

[foenixed]

"Why would this character be jealous of their friend's romantic relationships? Clearly they're in love with them" I don't know if you guys have ever Had Friends but it's actually pretty common for people to feel jealous if their best friend suddenly has less time for them and is prioritising someone they just met over them. That's not inherently romantic, that's the general human desire to be valued by the people you value.

[omegaversereloaded]

Smoking my clown and/or my beetle

[omegaversereloaded]

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[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[redavexat]

[karatekamania]

the jiggle physics animators were right... that's just what going to Tesco's with no bra on feels like

[anxeious]

[leolaroot]

kash patels viral fart from the scene of the shitting