[karcherface]

Super excited for first real date with the husband!

[mgs3pe]

can anyone help me identify this spider

the second picture is from snapchat but it shows her underside so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[karcherface]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrathena_sagittata

[karcherface]

I don't know how to embed links because I'm actually 73 yrs old

[mgs3pe]

can anyone help me identify this spider

the second picture is from snapchat but it shows her underside so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[karcherface]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrathena_sagittata

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

What a difference 54 years makes juxtaposition of Audi 80 Variant, 1966 and Audi A4 Avant, 2020. Audi have revealed a revised A4 range. The A4 traces its linage back to the F103 Audi 60/80 of the 1960s which was Audi’s first model to use a 4-stroke engine. It had been developed in conjunction with Daimler-Benz who were Audi’s partners until 1966 when they were taken over by Volkswagen. The A4 replaced the 80 in 1996

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[straightwhiteboystexting]

skinnybrynny 

[karcherface]

Happy vd jerks

[swedmet]

Built, not bought

[doubleclutch]

[yournudemom]

I got too much joy out of this.

[visualoso]

[karcherface]

Lately I've been drawing huge charcoal pictures of nude women, and I feel like they're really nice! But I can't show them to like 99 percent of people because that would be inappropriate! But I want people to tell me they're nice! Why am I like this!

[janetsource]

Katelyn Ohashi scores a perfect 10 for her floor routine at the 2019 Collegiate Challenge [x]

[illbebackladies-deactivated2020]

Holy hot damn shit

[eltonjohndenver]

[feed-the-roses]

@yawpkatsi sharnat

[karcherface]

It's 2019 & New Hampshire is gay

[karcherface]

My buddy told me I look like I'm from New Hampshire today, not sure that's a good thing!

[karcherface]

So I was recently promoted to head chef & one of the (male, of course) line cooks at the pub was SO MAD about it, he fucking walked out when he found out

I always hated that guy, so I feel like I really came out on top on this one

[karcherface]

I was cutting potatoes at work & I found a secret lobster

[dankmemeuniversity]