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This blog is made in tandem with @zach-cat-attack.
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"Happy father's day, dad! Thank you for everything you do for us!"
"A. 💖🥩"
"I got you these sick shades you were eyein' at the store, pa! I think it'd look awesome on you! Had ta fight a bitey 5 year old brat for it-!"
[Kyle would send this photo to Karen's dms.]
BeefLoving_Idiot: Look at what the kids got me, Anna!
Overworked_CatLady: D'aw. Reminds me of what the kids got me for mother's day.
BeefLoving_Idiot: You're right. Cricket got me a bouquet of crochetted flowers like Katie
BeefLoving_Idiot: and Kiki got me a heat pad like Cory
BeefLoving_Idiot: but in the shape of a T-bone steak!
BeefLoving_Idiot: Zoey also fist fighted some kid at Target for hers- I JUST found out today.
Overworked_CatLady: She reminds me so much of Zack...he also wrangled some runt for his gift. Haha
BeefLoving_Idiot: They're all so alike, right??
Overworked_CatLady: Yeah, I never thought our kids would have so much in common.
Overworked_CatLady: They're just as reckless as...those two.
BeefLoving_Idiot: Yeah...
Overworked_CatLady: ...Hey, Kaine. Why don't I treat you at the local Texas Steakhouse?
BeefLoving_Idiot: REALLY???
BeefLoving_Idiot: YOU SURE???
Overworked_CatLady: Yep. Been craving a proper meal myself too. I already checked with the two SMG4s, they're free.
BeefLoving_Idiot: WOOHOOOOOOOOO
Overworked_CatLady: Heh, happy father's day, Kaine!
BeefLoving_Idiot: Thanks, Anna!!!!
[OOC UPDATE!]
I am officially going into hiatus for all of my rp blogs! Thank you everyone for their patience. I'll still stick around to finish the rps that have already started, but i- wont have the time to start anymore new ones. Wish me luck in conquering the job hunting and the epic arc of learning how to drive- LMAO
happy mother day for you :3 💖🌹
Karen felt very comfortable today. She laughs and accepts the flowers, giving you a big grin.
"Thank you! You lot sure do know how to treat a mother."
"Hey Karen, Happy Mother's Day, I got you tickets to the Spa, got someone to baby sit the kids, and once you get home, you'll get a home cooked meal, cuddles, and we'll watch a movie you like, todays all about you, you amazing wonderful woman."
*big old cartoony kiss with sound effect.* 💋
At first, she couldn't believe it. Monnie really prepared all of that for her? Is everything really alright??? Is that babysitter properly vetted? She's put a lot of trust in him by now, but worry still plauges her heart. Can she truly let her guard down for once to just enjoy this day?
[Ding!]
A few notifications pop up on her phone. As she checks them, she sees the messages from her kids.
Zach_Attack: DONT WORRY BOUT US MA! WE'LL BEHAVE!!
KittyGirlLikesCuteThings: Hey mom! >:3 I'm a big girl now, I can easily hold the fort! Please enjoy the rest of your day. You deserve the best, mom. 💖
BombCat_Cory: [attached is a wholesome meme with the caption "LOVE YA MOM"]
Karen sighs. There really was nothing to worry about. She turns to Monnie with a soft smile.
"Thank you, honeybun."
"Happy mother's day, mom! Thank you for everything you do for us!"
"A. 💖🐟"
"I got you the hair clip you were eyein' at the store, ma! I think it'd look awesome on you! Had ta fight a bitey 5 year old brat for it-!"
*As Karen is working a 12 hour shift at a Café, the lights go out*
There we go! Hahaha!
@host-exe
What?!
Karen's eyes shot wide open as her oupils turn into slits. Was there a power outage? She grumbles and fetches for her badge. This place was so understaffed, even she had the authority to deal with this situation.
She quickly goes to the back, thinking she could even fix this herself where all the electricals are.
As usual, Karen continues to slave away at her 12 hr shift.
How Did I meet Karen? @karen-katphish-0410
"Next up I figured I'd talk about how I met Karen, now that one is your typical 'coffee-shop fanfic' scenario at least somewhat! Honestly how far things have come since that day."
"Before I met Karen, my only two partners were Valarie and Empress, and it stayed that way for a good long time, it's kinda funny my first partner, Valarie I met back in 2019, and not long after, a few months after, I met empress."
"Though, I'm here to talk about Karen today, honestly meeting her was one of the best things that could have happened to me, it's like meeting her was a gateway for me, really opened my heart to so many new experiences."
"Now I'm married nine times over, crazy how much can change in less then ten years huh?"
Monnie chuckled softly chirping really loudly as he was just thinking about all this.
"Right, sorry got distracted."
"Okay, like I said, me and Karen met in a kind of cheesy way, I was in the SMG4 universe, can't remember exactly why, but that day, I needed a coffee, so I walked into a small little cafe, and that's when I saw her for the first time."
"I remember the month too, it was the first week of may, I think MAYBE 2022? but I could be wrong, anywho I waited my turn in line, I listened to her talk to customers, I heard how tired she was, saw the expression on her face, it looked to me like she was having a bad week."
"Can't say I blame her, working at one of these places can really drain you, but this was before I fell head over heels for her, we were just two strangers, and well, I've always had an extremely high empathy."
"So, once it came to my turn in line, I didn't order what I'd usually enjoy, since I'm sure it could be a hassle, so I just asked for something simple, a large coffee, with 3 sugar, 3 cream."
"I got out of line, waiting for my number to be called, and as I was getting my drink, I left a very generous tip, in her personal tip jar, but I also left the same amount for all the other workers there."
"I told her I appreciated her, and hoped she had a good rest of her day."
"I saw a small smile on her face after that, as she thanked me, she didn't get into any details of course, just a pleasant little exchange between us both."
"And then once every few weeks, I came back, doing the same thing, eventually she got curious and asked about why I was doing that, it couldn't have been cheap, and stuff like that, and well, I explained I did it because it was clear to me, she was underappreciated for her hard work, and I liked to help others, I liked to put a smile on people's faces."
"I think she was a little suspicious of that, can't say I blame her, but was willing to give me the benefit of the doubt, and gave me her number, of course for the first few months, we were just friends, we both talked about our lives, I was completely upfront about myself, upfront about my emotions."
"I was even upfront about the fact I was already married twice, and was still married to both people, I still remembered how shocked she was, her eyes opened widely and her tail stood up straight, she did notice the two rings on my fingers but figured it was just a fashion choice."
"But anyway, I came here to just talk about how we met sorry for getting a bit carried away, I ain't gonna talk about how we got married, or even started dating."
"That's a story for another day, though I will at least say, our first date was in early august of 2022."
"Wouldn't be shocked if she remembered it more, but yeah thanks for listening."
Karen, if Host was a Hitman Inc spy, don't you think he would have stayed more hidden?
Not Been So Obvious? Hitman Inc ain't idiots, they'd only send their best agents if they really wanted you back.
But let's be honest, you know too much... In reality, they'd send someone to your house to 'put you down'
I think... Host is just a harmless idiot, though you would be smart not to give any details regardless.
-- Helpful Anon
First of all, she has never- NEVER disclosed her past with anybody outside her circle. Already, this anon has lost her. Karen simply deletes this message, then immediately destroys her phone.
*turns your computer on, and is sitting cutely on your desktop* Hello! How are you?
She jolts- not expecting her laptop to suddenly turn on. It was her lunch break, and she was job hunting as usual.
"Shit-!!"
Karen starts frantically clicking on literally any other app, completely assuming she's been hacked. She thought this device was clean!
Don't be alarmed! I am just a virtual assistant! (let's see if she buys it)
I'm just here to help with your everyday needs, free of charge!
Press X to doubt.
Karen actually lashes out, glaring angrily at the little digital avatar.
"I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS-!"
She's NOT letting her kids be in danger again. Already, Karen seems to be reaching out to close her laptop-!!!
WAIT!!!
(Crap, if I #%&@ this up, Spotlight will have my head... I could... No.. it's too embarrassing... *thinks* ... Ugh, I'm gonna hate myself)
You wouldn't shut your laptop on an adorable little fella like me? Would ya? *sniffles* I'll be so lonely....
[Eye twitch]
As if this situation could get any more bizzare. Was this actually spyware from hitman inc- or just a kid playing a trick on her??? Is this- IS THIS ZACK'S DOING?! Karen grits her teeth, and stops halfway.
"(Ugh...what am I even doing-?!)"
"Listen here, brat- for all I know, this could just be a huge trick-! You're just gonna scam me for my hard-earned dollar- then flood my laptop with a thousand stupid pop ups!"
W-what? No... I wouldn't do that... I'm not some... some malware... I'm an AI... an AI with feelings...
(Eh it doesn't matter how she reacts now... I'm almost done getting her data)
"Bullshit."
Her eyes turn into slits as she gives him the final glare. Karen slams down her laptop, fully uninterested in this strange, pitiful malware.
She walks away.....wait nevermind- she's coming ba- oh, she's got a shotgu
[BANG! BANG! BANG!]
Man. And she's at work, too! Guess she cares more about destroying her laptop than the manufactured serene atmosphere of this place.
AHHHH-
Doesn't matter... I have everything I need
*turns your computer on, and is sitting cutely on your desktop* Hello! How are you?
She jolts- not expecting her laptop to suddenly turn on. It was her lunch break, and she was job hunting as usual.
"Shit-!!"
Karen starts frantically clicking on literally any other app, completely assuming she's been hacked. She thought this device was clean!
Don't be alarmed! I am just a virtual assistant! (let's see if she buys it)
I'm just here to help with your everyday needs, free of charge!
Press X to doubt.
Karen actually lashes out, glaring angrily at the little digital avatar.
"I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS-!"
She's NOT letting her kids be in danger again. Already, Karen seems to be reaching out to close her laptop-!!!
WAIT!!!
(Crap, if I #%&@ this up, Spotlight will have my head... I could... No.. it's too embarrassing... *thinks* ... Ugh, I'm gonna hate myself)
You wouldn't shut your laptop on an adorable little fella like me? Would ya? *sniffles* I'll be so lonely....
[Eye twitch]
As if this situation could get any more bizzare. Was this actually spyware from hitman inc- or just a kid playing a trick on her??? Is this- IS THIS ZACK'S DOING?! Karen grits her teeth, and stops halfway.
"(Ugh...what am I even doing-?!)"
"Listen here, brat- for all I know, this could just be a huge trick-! You're just gonna scam me for my hard-earned dollar- then flood my laptop with a thousand stupid pop ups!"
W-what? No... I wouldn't do that... I'm not some... some malware... I'm an AI... an AI with feelings...
(Eh it doesn't matter how she reacts now... I'm almost done getting her data)
"Bullshit."
Her eyes turn into slits as she gives him the final glare. Karen slams down her laptop, fully uninterested in this strange, pitiful malware.
She walks away.....wait nevermind- she's coming ba- oh, she's got a shotgu
[BANG! BANG! BANG!]
Man. And she's at work, too! Guess she cares more about destroying her laptop than the manufactured serene atmosphere of this place.
" You got host on your PC, too? Little guy's really insistent on sticking around. Am I the only one who thinks this is a little.. dunno, weird? "- @megspletzer
Oh! It's Meggy! Karen sighs in relief. Though now this was getting even worse.
"You think we should tell the others about this? I swear- if this sends us on some zany adventure-!!"
She grumbles under her breath.
*turns your computer on, and is sitting cutely on your desktop* Hello! How are you?
She jolts- not expecting her laptop to suddenly turn on. It was her lunch break, and she was job hunting as usual.
"Shit-!!"
Karen starts frantically clicking on literally any other app, completely assuming she's been hacked. She thought this device was clean!
Don't be alarmed! I am just a virtual assistant! (let's see if she buys it)
I'm just here to help with your everyday needs, free of charge!
Press X to doubt.
Karen actually lashes out, glaring angrily at the little digital avatar.
"I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS-!"
She's NOT letting her kids be in danger again. Already, Karen seems to be reaching out to close her laptop-!!!
WAIT!!!
(Crap, if I #%&@ this up, Spotlight will have my head... I could... No.. it's too embarrassing... *thinks* ... Ugh, I'm gonna hate myself)
You wouldn't shut your laptop on an adorable little fella like me? Would ya? *sniffles* I'll be so lonely....
[Eye twitch]
As if this situation could get any more bizzare. Was this actually spyware from hitman inc- or just a kid playing a trick on her??? Is this- IS THIS ZACK'S DOING?! Karen grits her teeth, and stops halfway.
"(Ugh...what am I even doing-?!)"
"Listen here, brat- for all I know, this could just be a huge trick-! You're just gonna scam me for my hard-earned dollar- then flood my laptop with a thousand stupid pop ups!"
*turns your computer on, and is sitting cutely on your desktop* Hello! How are you?
She jolts- not expecting her laptop to suddenly turn on. It was her lunch break, and she was job hunting as usual.
"Shit-!!"
Karen starts frantically clicking on literally any other app, completely assuming she's been hacked. She thought this device was clean!
Don't be alarmed! I am just a virtual assistant! (let's see if she buys it)
I'm just here to help with your everyday needs, free of charge!
Press X to doubt.
Karen actually lashes out, glaring angrily at the little digital avatar.
"I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS-!"
She's NOT letting her kids be in danger again. Already, Karen seems to be reaching out to close her laptop-!!!
*turns your computer on, and is sitting cutely on your desktop* Hello! How are you?
She jolts- not expecting her laptop to suddenly turn on. It was her lunch break, and she was job hunting as usual.
"Shit-!!"
Karen starts frantically clicking on literally any other app, completely assuming she's been hacked. She thought this device was clean!