Karen's Power Tools Workshop

The utility programs that make life with Windows a little easier were authored by Karen Kenworthy Karen's newsletter persona lived and worked in the secluded Power Tools workshop https://www.karenware.com

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Karen's Power Tools Newsletter Go-Along for March 12, 2018

This is the video accompaniment for the first newsletter written by Joe Winett.  As suggested by Power Tools users, Joe explains who Joe is, who Terry is, where Joe met Karen, and what happened with KarenWare.com following the death of our founder, Karen Kenworthy. Trigger warning: Begging. Please license Karen's Power Tools CD in order to support the release of new software.  Specifically, Joe cannot afford the code signing certificate required to securely distribute new installation packages.  https://www.karenware.com/licenseme You could also support through donation at https://www.karenware.com/donate

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Apollo 11 Boot Print (credit: MOON ASTRONAUTS!!!)  -- this is one of the images Karen included in the Extras folder of the CDs we still ship.  Karen’s Power Tools continues!!!! Order your CD now https://www.karenware.com/licenseme (you know you want to)

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Sadly (smile) Microsoft fixed the 1703 problems when they updated Windows 10 to 1709. So, yeh, some of the excitement of the urgency of the mission was let out of my imaginary bag of...

Photo: Found in a folder on Karen Kenworthy's machine, Pictures folder, "Google Earth" -- Filename godseyeviewcrosssm.jpg -- one image of four all similarly named. They seem to be selections she clipped and saved, the only identifier in the meta being Photoshop CS2 was used to save them.  

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Jupiter Fractal Art

Aug 10, 2017 | NASA

Artist Mik Petter created this unique, digital artwork using data from the JunoCam imager on NASA’s Juno spacecraft. The art form, known as fractals, uses mathematical formulas to create art with an infinite variety of form, detail, color and light. The tumultuous atmospheric zones in and around the Great Red Spot are highlighted by the author's use of colorful fractals.

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(via Kolchak: The Night Stalker - The Genealogy of a Classic Horror TV Series)

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The investigation post-resolution can take longer than the resolution, especially after 3am, multiplied by Amazon IAM Policy eccentricity factor or φ. 

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Animal is trying to do too much by himself.  Animal wonders why they named him, Animal; Animal obviously prefers, Dogger, because he dogs.  Animal just found out doggers are boats from which dogs may fish but usually do not fish (because they mostly just dog),  Animal wonders why a privacy policy has to be so much more complicated than dogging.  Or terms of dogging.  Who named Animal?  Danielle named animal.  Danielle should write privacy policy.

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Home of Karen's Power Tools, free programs for Windows

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Idea: Write about UNC paths and why Karen’s free space calculation is returning fail and why -1, signed, means fail, and who I am, and what we’re doing with Karen’s work.  To do: Add gumption, be the ball, write Karen’s Power Tools Newsletter until fingers bleed.