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[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[ashleystlawrence]

[willow]

my new year’s resolution is to stop

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[sss]

[alien]

[sss]

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[z2z2z]

[fotogrimsi-deactivated20230306]

[fotogrimsi-deactivated20230306]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[chaudx]

[baracknobama]

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?