Karma The Halflander

She/her, 18 but my blog is SFW with occasional suggestive stuff, mostly memes. I post whatever I'm interested in at the time, mainly wings of fire, gregregor the overlander, good omens, venom, Musical theater, and books I like.

[heyitzfaye]

Again with another Good omens sketch bcz I miss them already:<<

This time Aziracrow human au !👀

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[scribblerinthestars]

My friend Toga @aroaceling made this meme and it is 100% accurate.

[anney-baker]

many such (divorce) cases

[lilpy]

👸 Find the Lady ♥️

The Queen of Hearts card can stand for loyalty or soul-deep connections and I think that fits our lads pretty well 🥰

This is July's ρατreοn print! You can join until the last day of the month. 🔗 is in my pinned

[shnoobygooby]

Ok I’ve been seeing a lot of dif views on this so coming to tumblr is my only hope

In the ineffable husbands, which is which

Crowley sub, Aziraphale dom

Crowley dom, Aziraphale sub

Switches

They don fuh

Voting ended onJul 17

[karmathehalflander]

I think they’re switches, though in my opinion while Aziraphale bottoms, he isn’t a sub. when Aziraphale bottoms he’s a power bottom and Crowley is a service top, and when Crowley bottoms he’s a service sub and Aziraphale is a soft dom.

Aziraphale is tired of being bossed around in heaven he ain’t doing it in the bedroom too. And Crowley likes being able to let go as he’s tried of being the one to lead and make moves in the relationship, this way he can just listen and make Aziraphale happy, hence the service.

They’re also on the ace spectrum because I said so.

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[karmathehalflander]

Also while we’re at it, Freindslop is the most friendless term I’ve ever heard. Like if you use that on ironically, I don’t think you have any friends “Ugh this is such friendslop” like we get it you’re fucking lonely and nobody likes you stop making that my problem. 

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[tertain-the-original]

Gosh time to post some artfight guys!

Credits under the cut!

1. Wayland Ward, @wallspikes

2. Degus Scarturus, Forested-Ward on Artfight

3. Groundskeeper, @rufustrashheap

4. Margo, crabbycat on Artfight

5. Soarin, @karmathehalflander

6. Characters from Lunchboxbug and deardarlingdeer on Artfight

7. Cecelia from @moffie-moff

8. Hopplio / Bunnien, @pulstar-tb

9. Imaginary Max, @traceydrawsit

10. Ginger Biscuit, Strazi on Artfight

[karmathehalflander]

That’s my guy!!!!! Go give this artist some love y’all they’re super awesome!

[qabby]

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[karmathehalflander]

This review is very Symbrock coded

[inkedmyths]

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode