PhD. in dithering

30-something | he/him ("gasp!") | cishet ("GASP!") | AuDHD ("oh nvm, he def belongs here")

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

[icechucker]

Me and all my blogs are

[obsessed-loser]

Sure

[icechucker]

What?

[obsessed-loser]

Sorry, not you.... I didn't read you're repost part so I was saying sure to the post, not questioning you.. Sorry😓

[icechucker]

Oh okay, I thought we had beef I didn't know about lol

[obsessed-loser]

Nah, I just can't pay attention

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[brick3621]

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[aroace-bish]

I too want to skitter skitter plop when faced with the unexpected

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[clockworkthenightbard]

^^^^^

[brick3621]

Post by @ftcreature · 1 image

💬 193  🔁 158345  ❤️ 142485 · Children, this is dirt. dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt?

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[dumblr-account]

is it weird that I find this backstory more creative and interesting than just making Doof’s parents bigots (yes, that’s something I’ve seen in fanfic); I dunno, that just feels too easy in terms of their awfulness.

[queenofghost]

Incorrect K-pop demon hunters quotes part 9

More incorrect quotes

[brick3621]

*giggles cutely* im going to snap

Reblog by @twomie

💬 2  🔁 101495  ❤️ 63774 · [tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything

It's so difficult being sexy and hot and funny and intelligent with a huge ass. You wouldn't understand

Post by @secretlysweetmonsters

💬 145  🔁 56000  ❤️ 58178 · what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

vegetavegetason

[penny-anna]

The Martian of course was part of the small but notable genre of movies 'people expend huge amounts of effort to rescue Matt Damon'. In Project Hail Mary we see a foundational entry in the inverse genre 'people expend huge amounts of effort to send Ryan Gosling away forever'. Excited to see where we send Ryan Gosling next.

[samiholloway]

[hasufin]

In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tortuah]

People in the notes need to shut the hell up about ai datacenters this is about the US military which you people are clearly not the true victims of so please fuck off and make your own post somewhere I'm not gonna see it.

[tortuah]

USAmericans will really see a post about the harm they cause and go "is no one gonna talk about how I'm the real victim here? 🥺" And NOT wait for an answer

[transfemme-shelterdog]

A reminder for those who need it

[pink-vacancy]

˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹

[doubleca5t]

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

> natural

[schrodingers-monster]

as someone who used to have big naturals on a frame similar to that im telling u those are infact real. while this body type is far from common it is in fact possible. Those are not moving like fake boobs. That is not how fake boobs move. That is how natural boobs move. And in case you’re wondering how they aren’t spilling out, the answer is fashion tape. Very very strong fashion tape.

[atoyforjuliette]

As someone who watches plastic surgery how to videos on YouTube we can't keep saying big naturals bc we already have the technology to make 100% store bought big naturals it's just not very evenly distributed.

[ophilosoraptoro]

"If you don't have big naturals, store bought is fine."

[brick3621]

[joeyclaire]

my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

[joeyclaire]

she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”

[asideoftrashplease]

I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.

He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"

Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."

[jackdaw-kraai]

Knowing what I know about chinese culture there’s something so beautifully simple about his logic of “no son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Should’ve had more sons! Should’ve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!” and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and you’re mad you don’t have three?? Whack. Greedy.

I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspring’s friend and going “now they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow they’re still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.” and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[switchbackhyperloop]

[brick3621]

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

Catastrophic explosion at the combination graveyard/necromancer's tower

0 injured, -412 dead

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[my-friend-jade]

I also totally don't mind if we wanna keep being pro transgender after pride month.

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[ponderingpen]

It's almost as bad as not understanding that EVERYTHING is political but not everything is necessarily infused with a political bias or agenda. "I don't do politics." Susan, everything is politics, and choosing to live under a rock doesn't make you some special little above it all star, it makes you apathetic, disengaged and actively dangerous to building a society that doesn't fucking suck.

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

@namelessennes

[avidreaderffn]

@sandstonesunspear

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

[makereadgrow]

This is how I learned to do it and a good example of what you want to see in a short form tutorial: pinning, pressing, seam finishing, good fabric handling.

I would mention that you can make the pocket facing with a small panel of your matching fabric that is visible and the rest in a lighter fabric to reduce bulk. That's a lot of denim layers for comfort.

[teaboot]

HOT DAMN