and i feel like i just got home

karolina bjorgman. hi, hey, what do you say! It's me, Karo Bjorgman, aka soon to be the only Bjorgman girl left in Walt High. i'm a cheerleader which, despite my funny dancing, has nothing to do with the fact that my sister got me on the squad. nope. and adorable and in love with the world. i'd like to say something hokey like i got my dad's determination (and great hair) along with my mom's sunny demeanor, but the truth is that those two lovebirds made a baby that's 100% herself and unique. ⛄ ⛄ ⛄ ⛄ ⛄

[tallyoaken]

Has anyone else been eyeing those high heeled Crocs? Not eyeing because I want to buy them, eyeing them because I need to know who to steer clear of. Anyone who invests their money in such a ridiculous shoe should be ostracized and that’s that on that. What’s your least favorite fashion trend? That one takes the cake for me at the moment.

[karolinabjorgman]

Oh gosh, I don't know! I don't like judging people for things like what they wear because I know some people can't afford the shoes they like and Crocs are very cheap, but they're just so not-cute, aren't they? I don't really like the shoes with toes, either. Shoe socks, I think they're called!

[masonleroux]

“Sometimes, I truly wonder if my mother is secretly the brain behind the SHAW club. She just sent me two month’s worth of allowance, simply so I could win myself a ‘the best and most suitable partner’ at the bachelorette auction, whatever that’s supposed to mean. I’m truly surprised she didn’t add in a proposal ring to propose to the girl on the spot. Believe me, she’d be capable of doing that.”

[karolinabjorgman]

"I'd think you have a good idea as to what a 'best and suitable partner' is. Just find the opposite of me and you should be fine. Good luck, Mase."

[karolinabjorgman]

TEXT ✉ BJORGMANS

Kamille: It's easy to think you're not good enough compared to others, I do it too, but I know you and you're not giving yourself enough credit, Kar 💕 You're capable of amazing things! And if you want to run, you should. Let me know if you need some tips when senior prom comes around, okay? Yes, plenty of time! Don't worry about it too much right now.

Kamille: It really is the best 🙈 Especially since everything I’m finding out is making him even more perfect to me. ASFGHJK IT’S JUST THAT I’M USUALLY THE PERSON ROLLING HER EYES AT LOVEY-DOVEY COUPLES AND NOW I’M PART OF ONE WHICH IS IRONIC 😅 And yes, I will be, don’t worry ❤️ I just don’t want to hold back anymore like I always do and allow myself to experience these feels you know?

Kamille: THAT’S AN A+ COMBINATION RIGHT THERE! I’m totally in. I can ask Astrid to prepare the food because let’s be honest, she’s the best cook out of all of us 😂 I’m really excited for you to meet him, too!

Karolina: AWW you're too nice to me! I know I have good stuff but its hard when my sisters are always going to be the best people ever to me 💕💕 I will totally ask for your expertise if and when that time comes around, though! Thank u!

Karolina: YAY, THAT'S GOOD THOUGH! YOU DESERVE TO BE A LOVEY-DOVEY COUPLE, EVERYBODY DOES BUT ESPECIALLY YOU 😍 I get it. Enjoy the feels! I hope they last and that his parents like you and that everything turns out okay!

Karolina: PERFECT 😎 I'm so sure Astrid will be down and I know I can't wait!!!!

[karolinabjorgman]

TWITTER 🐦KAISY

@shiverdews: lolololol YES YAY US. Thanks! You're Gingy tho, that's the funnest role! You get a puppet!

@karolinabjorgman: LOL I got the role because I'm an expert at being the fool, #confirmed. Look at us, icons already. Waited to start with the best musical lol #shrekthemusical

[karolinabjorgman]

darcyweselton:

You don’t tan evenly just laying there, either! The sun’s always more on one side of your body than the other, or there are shadows or your bathing suit straps. Face it, Lina, you just don’t want to do it the fun way. What? Why not, I’m small! I wanna fly! He might have, you never know. I mean, he was making out with her for rehearsals, what if he made out with her more times than he needed to so he could get away with it in the name of ‘rehearsal’? Shady! It made her sad enough to dump him so he was doing something wrong. I don’t know, sometimes people miss important things that they don’t think are important so maybe tell me everything first and then I can tell you what stuff to uh, you know, never tell me again.

Maybe you don’t, but I do! Or at least evenly on the parts of me that show when I wear my usual clothes - if you ever want to try it with me I'll show you my tips! And you have to practice to be a top of pyramid or a flier, silly! That takes time, its not all about size. That just seems like a wide leap! That's like saying boys shoot things in video games so we don't know if they shoot things in real life and call it a "game". And people can be sad in relationships for lots of reasons, not ones that are always necessarily caused by the other person. I'll do it and I'll tell you everything, but only because I believe in innocent until proven guilty. I'm sure you know about his role in the play? I have one too, so, you know, easier spying!

[karolinabjorgman]

TWITTER 🐦KARES

@frogprincewes: THANK YOU, but apparently you kicked butt too! Gingy is maybe the funnest female role besides Fiona! I'm glad my advice helped! ;)

@karolinabjorgman: I DID AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU

[karolinabjorgman]

TWITTER 🐦OPEN

@shiverdews: Oh yeah so it looks like I'm playing Young Fiona in Shrek! My first musical this is so cool!

@karolinabjorgman: It's my first musical too, YAY STARTING TEAM! Young Fiona has a super cool song, you're going to rock it x and wow you're making me wish I'd started younger lol.

[karolinabjorgman]

cappieblue:

What would the easy answer have been? I’m very curious, it’s good to know all angles of wish outcomes. Although I still want to pass this job off to my siblings, I think they’re better suited to it than I am – but you make it sound like my journalistic approach isn’t as awful as I’d assumed it would be. I appreciate the offer, though. It’s never too early to start writing recommendation letters, although I got mine for grad school from professors and employers instead.

Just deodorizing reindeer, I think! The first thing someone thinks of when they hear the wish is the easy answer if you ask me - it’s kind of like the first pancake, the first one has the biggest chance to be messy, so you should be patient when making more, but some people aren’t good at patience. You seem to be though, so yay you! I don’t think a journalistic approach would be bad at all; it seems like it’d be thorough, and isn’t that important? 

[karolinabjorgman]

TEXT ✉ BJORGMANS

Kamille: Don't say that! You're adorable, you're a cheerleader and everyone likes you (which can't be said about me), so of course you're just as likely to win as us! Don't let my prom experience limit yours. I'm not saying you /have/ to run for prom queen, but if you want to I don't see why you wouldn't! 🙂

Kamille: Okay yeah, I agree! I guess that's one of the many things I have yet to find out about him 😅 I KNOW RIGHT! 😍 He's SO cute, and also really handsome especially in white shirts and he's the best of all the guys I've ever kissed. And I'm just realizing how disgustingly sappy I sound 😂

Kamille: You know what, we should totally get together sometime! Go to aunt Elsa's ice cream shop, or eat pancakes or something. I'm sure after we go out in public the rest of the family will find out soon, but I don't care! I just really really want you and Astrid to actually meet him. For real.

Karolina: Yeah, but I'm not a GREAT cheerleader like you and everybody likes Astrid too! I want to run but I'm a liiiittle bit nervous. I have time though, I guess!

Karolina: Gosh that's such an exciting part of the relationship process, finding out everything about the person 😍 And AWWWWW KAM THAT'S NOT DISGUSTING, IT'S SO CUTE! MY SISTER HAS THE HEART FEELS!!! Just be safe with your heart, okay? But have so much fun with it!

Karolina: What about ice cream AND pancakes? We can do like a breakfast dessert self-serve buffet at our house or something some time! I would love to meet your boo!

[karolinabjorgman]

TWITTER 🐦OPEN

@frogprincewes: awwwww shit you know I do, girl! First off: Be yourself! Romi loves that shit. Secondly: Prepare a song that fits the character you're going for. Thirdly: Have fun! Even if you don't get the part, you'll likely be in the ensemble and Shrek has a kickass ensemble. :)

@karolinabjorgman: Be yourself, got it! I can do THAT part at least, I've been prepping all my life lol. And yay, okay! Thank you, thank you, thank you, AND CONGRATS, DONKEY, YOU'RE GOING TO KICK BUTT

[karolinabjorgman]

darcyweselton:

It’s so sedentary! I soak up the sun while I’m running on the beach, or building sand castles, or searching for shark’s teeth or burying Victory. Way more active things. Kicking is way too tempting, even if I did cheer I’d probably kick people’s heads when I was at the top of the pyramid. Because he was totally posting pictures of other girls while he was still dating my mom! Not my real mom, my soccer mom, but you get it, right? He’s like, just below Kori Gothel on the cancelled scale. Spies don’t tell people anything, spies just observe and report back. Do you think you can handle that, or are you going to accidentally tell him that you’re collecting information about his life?

Yeah, maybe, but you don’t tan evenly doing any of those things! Not that you don’t get to a lovely shade, anyway, of course. And oh, well, that wouldn’t be an issue! You definitely wouldn’t be top of the pyramid! I get it, I do, but it’s not like he cheated on your mom, right? Because if he did, I would get it, believe me, I’d be leading a hate group against him because boys can be scummy scum scum when they break up with someone, but I always heard she dumped him? And, uh, I can handle that, I think! I’ve always loved Totally Spies, I’m such a Clover - do you want me to tell you, like, everything about him? Or just important things?

[karolinabjorgman]

TEXT ✉ BJORGMANS

Kamille: I KNOW RIGHT??? I didn't think there was something better than winning prom queen but I was so so wrong 😋

Kamille: You just said that to get the reference in and not because you actually care if he has a car or not, huh? I can tell you way more interesting things! Like the fact that my boyfriend, Cayo Feliz, has been captain of the football team for senior year and we've cheered him on multiple times! Have you met him before?

Karolina: I'll keep that in mind since I'm even LESS likely to win prom queen than you and Astrid were and I'd love for my senior year to end all 💯💯💯

Karolina: Maybe 😛 If he has a car it's a plus though! And OOOHH CAYO?! He's a mega awesome cutie boy, nice pick! I haven't, like, MET HIM met him, but he's an athlete boy so I know of him.

[karolinabjorgman]

cappieblue:

You certainly know how to tug on a guy’s heart strings and make him wish he could help you, but that’s kind of a selfish wish, don’t you think? Maybe the reindeer like smelling the way they do. Maybe it helps them with scaring off predators, or with finding each other when they’re lost. If you did earn a wish, the best I’d do is play tricks on your nose so that you thought they smelled differently, but they have a keen sense of smell, all those hypothetical flowers are bound to overwhelm their noses.

I’ve been told I’m a good heart string tugger, so thank you! But good, you passed the test! You came up with the smart answer versus the easy answer and for that I applaud you - making ME smell something different instead of making them smell different is genius and I already love you as a Blue Fairy just because of that. If you need someone to write you a recommendation letter and you don’t mind it coming from a young princess, I’m here for you!

[karolinabjorgman]

darcyweselton: 

With the right attitude, the whole year feels like summer! Fortunately now everyone else is just on-board with my all the time mentality. Although please never call sunbathing fun in my presence again, that makes being out at the beach sound as boring as possible, it’s really not fair to it. Me? On the cheer team? I mean, don’t think I haven’t sat at home and tried to copy Noli and Sylvie’s moves for shiggles, but that’s during soccer season, I’ve got better things to do! No offense. Also! I saw you talking to Wes about Shrek – he’s supposed to be cancelled, remember? Although if you’re going to talk to him, can you like… also spy on him? I decided I was going to do it, but the sneakiest way to be a spy is to get someone else to spy for you and report back.

Why, what’s wrong with sunbathing? Especially after feeling such a chill most of the time, soaking up the sun like a little reptile fuels my soul! I’ll try to keep the sunbathing propaganda to a minimum though, if you dislike it that much. Oh, none taken! I mean, I like cheering more than kicking anything around, but I know everybody’s different. He’s supposed to be canceled? Why? I must have missed the memo, because he still seems cute and cool to me. And... I want to say yes because being a spy sounds super cute and glamorous and gives me an excuse to wear more black, but what exactly would you want to spy on him for? Like, what kind of stuff should I tell him?

[karolinabjorgman]

TEXT ✉ BJORGMANS

Kamille: Soooooooooooooooo.. Something pretty major happened on prom night that I haven't told you about yet 🙈 In fact, I don't think anyone knows yet but you're my sisters and I really want you to know first!!!

Kamille: Obviously, I didn't win prom queen (which I'm totally not bitter about anymore I promise 🙄) but I did end up with a boyfriend! 😄 Which is like, way better than winning a plastic crown in my opinion.

Karolina: WHAAAAAAT? 😍😍😍 oh my gosh, that's awesome-sauce! Prom queen is just words, but a boyfriend? That's a whole lot of something! Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car??

[karolinabjorgman]

TWITTER 🐦OPEN

@dumdumdixie: This is a PSA to vote Dixie Dum for Best Hair -- this stuff hasn't been trimmed more than two inches for SIX YEARS just for this moment. So yeah -- be honest with yourselves and appreciate a good head of hair while you still can, til it takes itself to Walt U. 💁

@karolinabjorgman: CONGRATS ON YOUR VICTORY, YOU DESERVED IT THE MOST 💁‍♀️ Your hair has always been to die for!! I want to start campaigning already since BOTH of my sisters have won superlatives, which do you think I have the best shot for? Am I worthy of being your successor or should I try for something else??

[darcyweselton]

Am I the only one sitting here wishing WaltFest was at the start of summer instead of the end? Because man, I really wish there was something to start summer off with a bang. If anyone has any ideas, hit me up, because it’s a long time between now and music festival and I’m almost not even sure what to do with myself in the meantime. 

[karolinabjorgman]

WaltFest is great and all, but summer is here! That’s its own event, Darcy. It comes with its own fun activities and things to do; sunbathing, going to the beach with friends, getting all gorgeous and tan before winter comes and steals away all our color. Or you could also just chill! Chilling is what, like, the summer was made for, you know? Or, oooh, fun idea! You could join the cheer team! It’d give you something to train for and practice for over the summer and besides, so many of the cheerleaders already love you.