when you wish upon a star

cappie blue. 21. walt u.

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lexifiore-lumos:

“Despite how fabulous our wedding and our honeymoon was, I have to say it feels fantastic being back here at Walt as Mrs. Alexandrine Fiore-Lumos. Now it’s time to take the bull by the horns and start working on my future here at Walt U. Are there any particular clubs that are looking for strong leadership? Because I can certainly be that gal for you.” 

“And yet again the people of Walt don’t get a chance to attend a wedding. I can’t believe that’s the second elopement in a year, it would be interesting to interview you and Gio, and Teddy and Annie, and see what factors led to Walt weddings. And congratulations, by the way. That was probably the more important part of that, but if you want to ask questions first and congratulate people later like me, you could always join the journalism club.”

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I heard that you moonlight as a Jesus impersonator and that's why you grow your hair and beard out.

Sometimes I just like it better long. Although interesting Jesus theory. 

rumor has it…

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princessbonnie:

Well, look at that. Me – speechless. I don’t even know what to say to that! 

No comment necessary. Leaving you speechless is an accomplishment I never thought  I’d earn, that’s more than reply enough.

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rumor has it you got rejected from grad school

No, just paid my deposit today, actually. 

rumor has it…

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I heard that you used to be ugly and you begged your mom to use her magic to make you hot. True facts ?

No, no, my mom’s only granted me one wish in my life, and it was to fix a soccer injury, not to change my appearance. 

rumor has it…

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princessbonnie:

Don’t give me that “open door policy” idea, Blue. That’s how good girls get themselves into trouble, and we both know I’m a good girl. But public humiliation isn’t exactly my style, either, so you can trust that if you do fail me as a perfect roommate, your reputation is protected by yours truly. 

The best girl, really. I’d hate to tarnish your reputation. What kind of ideas am I giving you though? Just out of curiosity -- I mean, surely such a good girl can’t be thinking such bad things.

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karolinabjorgman:

I’ve been told I’m a good heart string tugger, so thank you! But good, you passed the test! You came up with the smart answer versus the easy answer and for that I applaud you - making ME smell something different instead of making them smell different is genius and I already love you as a Blue Fairy just because of that. If you need someone to write you a recommendation letter and you don’t mind it coming from a young princess, I’m here for you!

What would the easy answer have been? I’m very curious, it’s good to know all angles of wish outcomes. Although I still want to pass this job off to my siblings, I think they’re better suited to it than I am -- but you make it sound like my journalistic approach isn’t as awful as I’d assumed it would be. I appreciate the offer, though. It’s never too early to start writing recommendation letters, although I got mine for grad school from professors and employers instead.

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karolinabjorgman:

I wish I could help - haha, get it? - but all my wishes are completely reasonable unfortunately. I mean, they’re completely reasonable working under the assumption that you could make every reindeer in the world smell like fresh spring meadows instead of fur. That doesn’t sound like too hard of magic and it would make life in Arendelle way more tolerable. It is possible, right? Tell me it is, please don’t crush my dreams, I’m still a baby!

You certainly know how to tug on a guy’s heart strings and make him wish he could help you, but that’s kind of a selfish wish, don’t you think? Maybe the reindeer like smelling the way they do. Maybe it helps them with scaring off predators, or with finding each other when they’re lost. If you did earn a wish, the best I’d do is play tricks on your nose so that you thought they smelled differently, but they have a keen sense of smell, all those hypothetical flowers are bound to overwhelm their noses. 

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princessbonnie:

I wouldn’t let any magic powers near my Hot Pocket unless it was for a magical vaginal rejuvenation. But I knew I could count on you – I never expect you to be any more than a Cappie. 

I can’t even begin to guess what that would entail, but if I come across any vaginal rejuvenation fairies in my travels someday, I’ll remember to send them your direction. You know, if you want me to come out of my room, next time you can just knock. Or let yourself in, I have a pretty open door policy. But posting on the internet works, too. Now all of Walt can hold me accountable if I’m ever a disappointment. 

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lisbetarendelle:

You could say it’s a special interest. More on the business side than the artistic side. I’m trying to manage bands for a living and to do that I need to scout out trends in the industry and what kind of concerts people like going to. Who draws in the most buzz, y’know? My good deed is that I totally stop to pick up litter whenever I see it. Does that improve my chances any? 

If you’re going to be a manager, you should get some kind of press badge or something -- work your way in as someone who’s a reporter until you get your label up and running, and then you’ll have the money to fund yourself. It seems like you’re asking for an unfair advantage instead of doing the hard work, which I’m sure you’re capable of doing -- so nope, this future fairy is staying strong. Happy to help you work out a business plan, though!

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princessbonnie:

I wish for a roommate that’ll come out of his room long enough to watch a romcom with me this weekend while I’m curled up on the couch in pain that’s possibly related to menstruation, but I won’t disclose that information til I know that doesn’t weird this potential perfect roomie out. 

What an entirely reasonable wish -- and unless you were expecting me to magically heal you somehow, no Blue Fairy skills required in this case. Sounds like all I have to be is a Cappie, in which case, you’re the first person to break down my willpower. I can’t see any reason to say no to you.

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Rosalie.

Marry. Absolutely, without a doubt or any hesitation, marry @enchantingrosalie.

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

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Julie.

I’m partial to her sister, actually, but I suppose sleeping with @heyjuliette could be fun. I certainly can’t kill her, she’s got a daughter to think of, but I’m not prepared to commit to the stepfather life. 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

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Seneca

Again? Suppose you think there really might be something between us if we got to know one another, so I’ll say marry @senecalovelace this time. 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

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lisbetarendelle:

Can I wish for an endless supply of concert tickets to any concert I want for the rest of recorded time? And maybe some unlimited snacks to go with? That seems like a pretty reasonable wish if you ask me. 

Does it? Does it really? Do you have a special interest in music, or have you done any kind of good deed that would deserve an unlimited supply of concerts like that? One concert might have seemed reasonable, but you took it pretty far. 

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How often do you masturbate?

On every prime number day of the month. Kidding, I don’t keep it that regimented, but the quantity of days probably corresponds. 

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massiewoods:

I wish I was a puppet! Not a marionette like my dad was though, I wanna be a big fuzzy red and green muppet that would ordinarily need 3 people to operate.

I see. I think I’m allowed to ask questions back for clarification, so I’d probably ask what you hope to gain by being a big fuzzy red and green muppet and if you’re sure you’d be comfortable staying that way forever.