Karsonisno

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[karsonisnot]

The dsmp but Tommy and dreams charater personalities swap places

Nothing else changes. Everything that has happened in lore remains the same

There's just a green blob in a prison cussing people out and being stupid and a teenager who for some reason wants to control over everything.

[karsonisnot]

OKAY ITS BEEN A MINUTE

so basically, the SMP is now gone balls to the wall, wilburs back, I missed one stream and now I know nothing, LIKE W H A T

I love the direction its taking, a little too much, and im getting caught up, so u can expect more from me, BUT HOLY HELL WTF IS GOING ON

[karsonisnot]

This was written at like 1 am, so sorry if its bad skdjrjrkel

A hero fallen.

It has been about 3 weeks since Tommy had been in the prison. And he was done. He had just kinda given up that point. It clearly wasn't gonna happen, as much as he might have wished.

He layed back in the grass, huffing hard. He didn't understand why the plan didn't work. He had planned everything down to perfection. The plan was supposed to start actually taking effect a couple of days ago. But he guessed you can't really count on anything happening anymore.

He crossed his legs, one foot perched on the other. Arms crossed across his chest, and accepted the plan as a no go. He silently cursed himself out, wondering what he could have done differently. 

He was so lost in his own thought, he didn't even hear the footsteps approaching him from behind. 

It wasn't until a shadow cast over him that he came back to reality. It took him a moment to realize who the person staring at him from above was, but once he did, he flooded with joy and excitement.

"...Wilbur?" 

"No. Its fucking technoblade." Wilbur said, rolling his eyes. 

Tommy quickly got up, which caused wilbur to jolt backwards. His trenchcoat pulled back with him as he almost lost balance, causing Tommy to slightly laugh.

"So, how's it been here?" Wilbur said, choosing to forget what just happened and putting an elbow on Tommy's shoulder.

"It's been… interesting. Turns out most people don't like it when the dead come back to life."

"Go figure."

Tommy had realized soon after getting out that most people didn't care that he died. Him, the hero who ended dreams reign of terror with the help of everyone. Forgotten.

"So" Wilbur continued,"have you made up your mind?"

"Absolutely. Let's do it."

"Well in that case...is it time to start the plan?"

Tommy looked over the view once more. Taking it in, before he became the next horror show.

"I'm ready as ever."

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2 DAYS LATER

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They had their plan fine tuned by now. They knew who their first target was. But first, the show.

Tommy walked into what was officially dubbed the hotel area. There was some type of party going on at the big innit hotel devised by Jack. Everyone was there.

Pathetic.

He found his way on top of the boo and bee inn. He wanted to make a scene. And he knew exactly what to do. 

He set up a bell, and rang it. Loudly. Getting everyone's attention inside. 

"HEY, EVERYONE, GET OUT HERE, I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS."

He saw some people roll their eyes and go back to talking, but the majority of them came outside, most purely out of interest of what the boy was doing. 

He surveyed the crowd. Puffy, sam, tubbo, ranboo, Sam nook, and some others he just didn't give a fuck about. He also saw the egg empire roll up, most likely hearing the commotion and wanting to see what was going on.

Perfect. 

"Listen up. I have news. You know the thing about wilbur being revived? Well, I ran into him in the forest a few days ago. Guys. Hes… he's here."

He saw the wave of shock and horror hit the crowd. A low murmur set over the outside. While the people inside all of a sudden sparked interest on what was going on after seeing the reaction. 

He didn't, however, expect a question so soon.

"Why the fuck wasn't this reported, like, immediately." He heard Sam say.

All of a sudden, Tommy dropped the act. His face dropping the concern to a more… darker one. Sam's eyes showed concern. 

"Oh… you wanna know why?"

"Uhm… yeah. Being the head of the prison and all."

Tommy moved to the front of the roof. The air thickening around him. He smiled.

"You see. When I was dead. I had a lot of time to… reflect. On everything. But I wasn't alone. You see, I had a friend up there. One who shared in pain. One who wanted the same thing I did. Revenge. So naturally, we discussed a lot. And we came to a conclusion. Why not give the pain back?"

From behind him, Wilbur appeared seemingly out of nowhere. The crowd got frantic, none of them prepared for a fight seeming as none of them expected this. He saw the people who even considered to be his friends start to panic. The people inside were even starting to freak out. 

He loved the sight. 

"LISTEN UP. None of you are safe. We will make sure your day of judgement comes in the most harsh way possible. You only have yourselves to blame for what's coming. You will regret e v e r causing pain to us."

Tommy looked at Wilbur, who was smiling maddenly at him. He too, was loving the show they were putting on. But unfortunately. It was time to close the thing down. 

But there is no finale without a bang. 

All of a sudden, Wilbur held a bomb trigger up, and with no hesitation he clicked the button, while staring into the crowd's soul. 

Several loud bangs went off everywhere. The whole town here near the hotels, snow chester, every single landmark of importance. All blowing up with a single push. 

Everyone was officially freaking out, trying to figure out where the explosions were happening. All of them were terrified, trying to grasp what just happened. 

And when they finally remembered who caused it, they looked at the roof, and both culprits were gone. 

The new reign of terror was upon them. The hero had fallen. And the manic had risen.

[vira-with-no-v]

*Pompeii by Bastille plays in the distance*

[karsonisnot]

GOOD. ART. VERY. POGGERS.

[karsonisnot]

Bruhhhhh tommy really did just look and tubbos and ranboos relationship and went "no 💜"

[karsonisnot]

I haven't had the time to catch up on lore since the beginning of tommy getting involved with the egg (hence my absence), and just coming on tumblr and seeing all the art completely out of context for me, its like. Watching a movie but only walking in on the halfway mark. Fuckin beautiful, amazing, great. But WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE.

[bobafruits]

I heard they got platonically married and now are going to commit marriage fraud then open a hotel.

[nkayotic]

BOBA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART AHHHHHH <3

[karsonisnot]

Explain the dream SMP like your explaining it to someone who has never seen it.

In five words.

Go.

[karsonisnot]

A New Family.

It has been about three months since tommy had gotten close to schlatt, Sam, and Charlie. Really the catalyst for all of this was Shalott breaking the news that he was, in fact, Tubbos father. 

During this time, they all moved in close together, and really got to know each other. Shlatt started his recovery from his addictions During all of this, and he became kinda like a father figure to them all surprisingly enough

He walked on the prime path, remembering the one time they were all at Schlatt's house while he was slightly drunk, giving life advice. In fact he was so in his own thoughts that he didn't see his actual father right in front of him.

"Tommy."

He looked up to see philza, staring him down. He was clearly not happy for some reason, and Tommy immediately got nervous.

"Uh… hi Phil. Whats… what's going on." He says, laughing nervously.

"What's going on is that I've heard your getting close to… certain people."

"Uhhh, okay? Why does it matt-"

"What's up with the pin?"

Tommy looked down at his red jacket, and looked at the tiny pin on it. Schlatt gave it to him, an exact copy of the little schlattcoin pin he sometimes wears on the collar of his shirts. 

"Oh yeah, the pin schlatt gave me."

"What the actual fuck, and your wearing it?!"

Tommy looked at his father, who had gotten slightly closer.

"I...I mean yeah? He's actually pretty chill n-"

"HES A FUCKING POLITCAL TERRORIST."

"Wha- hes a nice guy now, whats ur fuckin issue man?!"

Philza got even closer, too close for comfort. Tommy Tommy gave a slight side glance just to break eye contact, but swore he saw someone move in the shadows, making him more nervous.

"I don't want you to be around him." Philza said, coldly.

"Wh-what? No. Why do you even fucking care, you haven't even had a conversation with me in fuckin months?!"

"Because he's dangerous!!"

"Excuse me?! You fuckin blew up a country with me in it, don't talk to me about dan-"

He was cut off the image of a man with long pink hair jumping from a tree. He hadn't even realized techno was even there. Before he could react though, wilbur was at his side, with a fucking knife.

"What the absolute fuck is happening." Tommy said, backing up.

"Toms. If your a friend of schlatt, your an enemy of us." Philza said.

Tommy was stunned. Yes his family had been complete assholes to him, but to kill him? Not only that, their motivations fucking sucked.

"What, fucking why! I haven't even seen you in forever. I don't even want any beef anymore!"

"Well, can't have beef if you're dead." Techno said, and then charged.

Tommy dove out of the way, not ready for a fight. Techno turned on his heels, running towards him. He also heard what was most likely wilbur behind him. He was dead.

But, all of a sudden, techno got knocked in the head by a bottle, so hard it broke.

Tommy didn't have time to see who it was, and rolled out of the way of a knife coming down on him. Tommy saw the knife hit the ground and heard wilbur cuss loudly, immediately before he heard a voice behind him.

"Don't move wilbur."

He looked in the direction of the voice, to see Sam standing there, aiming a bow directly at wil. He looked in the direction where techno got hit, and saw jschlatt. And techno very much about to overpower him. 

Seemingly out of nowhere, Charlie appeared, and hit techno with an arrow. Causing him to back off. Immediately Tommy noticed that techno wasn't wearing any armour for some reason. Maybe thought it was going to be an easy fight. 

"What the absolute fuck do you three think your fucking doing?!" Schlatt said, holding the broken jack Daniels bottle. 

"Well, this is interesting." Phil said, being protected by techno.

"Tommy. What prompted this." Sam said, still concentrating on wilbur.

"I don't know! I just… they… they fucking jumped me… for making friends with schlatt."

All of a sudden, schlatt looked at phil, gripping the bottle tighter.

"You motherfucker." 

"Right, because you're the upholder of morals yourself, schlatt." Phil responded.

"At least I'm not ambushing my own son in the middle of the night for existing."

Sam all of a sudden, sam let the string of the bow go, hitting Wilbur in the head, instantly killing him. And reloaded, pointing at philza.

"Give me one reason not to shoot you right now, and leave techno to get beat to death by a bottle."

"Well, because then you'll be killing Tommy's precious family."

All of a sudden, rage fumed in tommy. He realized something after that sentence. And being with this group of people after the past three months, he felt less… alone. He felt at home. Like… like… he has a family. And for Philza to use the blood he was born into against him. He… he felt attacked.

"Your not fucking precious to me at all you bitch."

"What the fuck are you-"

"NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME FUCKER." Tommy raged at Philza's backlash. "You… you have caused me nothing but pain. You have been nothing but against me since the beginning. You've… you've been the worst father ever. Blowing up the country I care about, making me feel small, being a bitch to me. Im… done with it. I'm done with you. I'm done with all of you. I never want you in my life again."

"Tommy, don't be irrational. Where else are going to go to… were your fucking family." Philza said, backing up a tiny bit.

"No. Fuck no. You were never my family. In fact, I don't need you a lot at all. In fact, schlatt

… schlatt has been more of a dad to me then you ever were in the last three months. And unlike techno and wilbur, sam and Charlie have only ever come to my defense and have been… been like brothers to me. If I dare say it… they are my family now. Hell, they are always here for me! While you've done nothing but… but neglect me."

Philza stood stunned. Techno lowered his sword. 

"Im… did… did you really just disown… us?! Philza said, now shaky. 

"Yes… yes I did."

They all went silent for a second. Charlie now at schlatters side, who was looking at tommy, slightly shocked. Sam still trained on the older man behind techno. 

"You should leave." Charlie said, finally speaking.

"Yeah. Or i'll put an arrow between your eyes." Sam said. 

Techno looked at Philza, who only nodded, and they both took off, knowing this wasn't a fight worth getting into with their current lack of gear.

Sam lowered his bow, and walked towards tommy. Schlatt and Charlie both lowered their defenses, Schlatt dropping the bottle. 

"Tommy… im." Schlatt said, walking towards him.

"I know… i probably messed up… im sorry, I shouldn't have said yall were my… family."

"What, no. Don't be ridiculous." Schlatt said, pulling Tommy into a hug. "You're always welcome into my home… my family."

All of a sudden, Tommy felt a sudden relief… and… happiness.

"Hell, you two, get your asses over here." He motioned to Charlie and Sam, while still holding Tommy in a half hug.

Charlie and Sam stood next to them, Charlie standing on schlatters side, getting slatts free arm around his shoulder. Sam on Tommy's side, getting schlatters hand halfway on his shoulder.

"You know what. I have an actual son, tubbo. However, I am aware that all of you don't really have a family, and you wanna know that, that isn't fair. I've seen how you three get along, and I can see the brotherly bond you all have. After tonight, I feel like maybe, just maybe, it's time to expand my family a little bit. So how about this. I'm your new dad. Even if it's not official, I can and will always be here for you. Like a father should. And I have no doubt in my mind after tonight that you will be like brothers to each other."

"...you know what, hell yes." Charlie said. "I am 100% in."

"Fuck yeah brother, I am so in." Sam said.

"So… what do you say tommy, are we your new family… dare I say your new SBI?"

Tommy looked at Schlatt, already knowing his answer.

"Absolutely. Let's fuckin do this."

Sam took Tommy into a headlock out of excitement. After he let go, and they all had their laugh and little celebration, they made their way back to their houses. The new family, ready to face whatever may come.

[bowl-of-excuses]

You know, you gave me w a y too much power letting me know u can feel bad for philza

I only feel *slightly* bad for the man,,, I feel bad two of his children hate him, but he deserved it sooo,,,, reap what you sow

It will take a *lot* more for me to become a Phil apologist, I cannot excuse the other shit he’s done,, not until he at least apologizes to Tommy and Wilbur instead of the, “I was trying to teach you a lesson,” shit he keeps spewing. /rp /dsmp

[karsonisnot]

Yeah okay I have receipts of u weeping over 'an inside conflict'.

[karsonisnot]

An inside conflict

Phil never usually strayed this far from where techno was, but really, he just wanted to be alone, with his thoughts. He sat on the ground with a heavy sigh, head full of confusion. 

He had just done not only the worst but best thing for anyone. He aided his oldest in blowing up LaManburg, a country that had it coming, however, in the process, he lost his other two sons.

He was confused. He had always had all of their best interests in heart but when that… stupid place made him kill his middle child, he knew he must do something. The pain on Tommy's face though once the attack began. The way his dead son lost it on him after he killed his sheep in the bombing. 

It felt. Wrong.

He knew the country deserved it for everything they had done to their own people, however, he...he cared about his kids. He just wants them to understand.

He slowly pulled his knees up to his chest and let his head rest on them. He was about to start crying.

But then, he heard slow clapping from in front of him. 

He looked up to see the red cloak, the sunglasses, the lady ianite, cat, and bee pin. It was the man himself. The father of Tubbo. Jordan sparklez.

"Well, well, well, congratulations. Do you want your medal for 'worst dad ever' right now? Or later?" The man said.

Jordan was never really buff, but he was strong, and right now, he did not look happy with the man sitting in front of him.

"Oh fuck off jordan, I dont not have the time for this right now." Phil sneered, getting up.

"Oh wow, I see where techno got his anger from now."

Phil was not in the mood for this man's business, but Jordan was far more powerful than him. What else do you expect from the chosen follower of Lady ianite.

"What do you want mate? Can't you see I'm kinda busy not caring right now."

"Right, that explains why you were curled up in a ball on the ground." Jordan said, looking Phil dead in the eyes. "Maybe it's over the bombing you just committed on over half your sons. Or do I have to remind you that happened?" 

Jordan's arms were crossed and he was being very sarcastic, but clearly not afraid of the man. I mean, Phil could not blame him, Jordan could probably knock him out in one punch.

"Oh please, I did the right thing out there, that country was good for nobody, ever. I helped a lot of people never have to face that place again."

"Oh really, the right forking thing?! You just blew up everything your sons cared for over a game of 'who's my forking favorite'! You just forking abandoned your sons, mr. Family man."

Phil was fuming, he didn't want to hear about this right now. Not ever. He wanted to move on with his life. Not speak to a fucking demi god over morals.

"Shut...up...jordan."

"No you shut up. You just forking played a game of politics with your kids. You blew them up so you and your oldest could play anarchist. This is YOUR fault. You're the one that decided petty political stances were more important than the people you raised and promised you'd be there for. This was YOUR mistake."

"I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT FROM A MAN WHO BARELY EVEN SEES HIS KID."

Phil regretted that sentence. He knew he would the second he started saying it. All he knew is he was angry. But he faltered when Jordan stepped towards him.

"I see my son every week. I see him MORE THAN YOU EVER SAW TOMMY DURING EXILE. YOU BASICALLY LEFT YOUR KID TO DIE TO GO GIVE YOUR OLDEST ALL THE SUPPORT HE WANTED. YOU SAW YOUR MIDDLE CHILD MORE THEN HIM AND HE'S DEAD."

Phil couldn't get a word out. Jordan was right. He neglected Tommy for techno. All of a sudden the pit in his stomach grew.

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LET DIFFERENCES IN BELIEF GET IN THE WAY OF YOU AND YOUR KID.'' Jordan continued.

"You… don't even agree with half of what Tubbo did…"

"Hell right I forking didn't. I didn't agree with anything he had done as president. However I'm his father phil.HIS FATHER. I SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER WHAT AND LOVE HIM UNCONDITIONALLY. HE DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE IN THE GODS I SEE ON A DAILY AND I STILL SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER WHAT."

Phil was completely frozen. The pit in his stomach was now nauseating. Jordan was right. He had let politics get in the way of him loving and supporting his kids. 

"Im…"

Jordan rolled his eyes and marched up to Phil, grabbing his shirt. 

"Look at me, you beach. I don't care what you say. You. Forked. Up. Right now your sons hate you. All while you plan on literally adopting another one to fill the hole you formed in your own heart. You're not cut out to be anyone's father. And Tommy will never be your son again, neither will wilbur. 

I am going to go to where they are and be the father you failed to be until you get your act straight. And if you never do, fine by forking me, they are both nice kids anyways, and I'll happily play substitute. So either get your act together or have them hate you forever."

Jordan finally let go, phil collapsing to the ground. He cannot believe any of this was happening. He felt the weight of what he had done sitting on his shoulders as Jordan walked away, and into a makeshift portal he popped into exsistance, obviously leading to LaManburg, without even a goodbye. 

He sat there, distraught. His sons were never going to forgive him, were they? He truly did fuck up, and now, jordan was taking his place. 

Phil got up, and slowly walked himself back to technos cabin. The only thing keeping him company, was thoughts of his family.

[renatapatata]

[karsonisnot]

Sorry, this is gonna be kinda venty about what's been happening.

RANBOO IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE RIGHT HERE. HES THE ONLY ONE WITH ONE FUNCTIONAL BRAIN CELL.

This isnt gonna fucking work, it fucking w o n t, it never has and never will. They are so stuck on sides and who they think is the right side they just fucking forgot THAT PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN STUPID POLICTAL ALLICANCES.

Everyone's running around trying to assert their dominance on everyone else and say "but were right" while ranboo is the only one THAT CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE WITHIN. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS A HALF BROKEN COUNTRY AS IF IT MATTERS.

A country can be fucking moved, relocated, rebuilt, but NOT LIVES. They are all s o willing to throw everyone in the trash and risk losing the people they love for a country FOUNDED ON DRUGS. nobody cares about eachother, they care about politics. They dont FUCKING CARE.

FUCKING HELL. GET A BRAIN FUCKERS.

[karsonisnot]

okay. So. Dream fucking bombed Tommy's land while he was in exile land, and he was just like "yeah. Still live here tho."

EXCUSE ME, YOU WANT HIM TO STILL LIVE THERE?! YOU JUST FUCKING MADE THE PROPERTY VALUE FUCKING ZERO I WOULDNT STAY EITHER.

YOUR LITERALLY MADE MASSIVE HOLES AND JUST WENT "rebuild."

HOW SIR I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW. YOU CANT EVEN SELL THIS PROPERTY ANYMORE ITS JUST A H O L E.

[bowl-of-excuses]

Imagine simping over an elbow and hands.

STO P IT’S NOT MY FAULT IT’S VERY ATTRACTIVE AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAN D

[karsonisnot]

BOWL S T O P

[dreamerstreamer]

HAHAHAHAHA U KNOW THAT PHOTO OF DREAM. YEAHH. HIS ARM KINDA HOT NGL HAHAHAHAHAH. THAT SIGN REALLY BRINGS OUT THE G R E E N. HAHAHAHAHAH SIMP TIME SIMP TIME SIMP TIME.

i hope u are ok anon!!! pls drink some water u sound like ur gonna dehydrate urself

[karsonisnot]

I'm already dehydrated b i t c h.

[karsonisnot]

The only acceptable adaptation of tubbos dad in the SMP

1) his father is jordan, who raised him throughout his life, and was hesitant to let him go out on his own so young but he trusted ge could take care if himself. However, after ge hears about what Tubbo is doing, he fucking go to LaManburg and fucking tell his kid "no. Stop. What the fork."

2) his father is schlatt who had to abandon him at a very young age bc of money issues. When he hears where his son is, he tries to get closer to him via the election and giving him a position of power, but before he has the chance to tell him, he figures out his son is working for the enemy. He only gets the guts to tell him after hes dead and comes back as a ghost.

Any other explanation is wrong.