Gosh Karen

I'm the Queen of everything.

[kary-kins]

[llovinghome]

[cummingcourtesy]

Follow me on Instagram and I’ll follow you back! ✨ @kiimm_possible 🌙

[adrowningwhale]

Counterparts - The Hands That Used To Hold Me

[cummingcourtesy]

Follow me on Instagram and I’ll follow you back! ✨ @kiimm_possible 🌙

[kary-kins]

Liar, liar. You'll get what you deserve.

[love-personal]

[tauronna]

[sifu-kisu]

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

[bobo543732]

next time he’ll think before he cheats

[kary-kins]

Comfy kitty

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People are afraid of aliens because we think aliens will treat us as badly as we treat animals

[factly]

via weheartit

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[gifcraft]

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[vegetarian-shisushi]

@thotachi

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely

[sci-universe]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved