If I'm Not Nutting, I'm Crying

Kasey. 21. A little stoned, a lot tired.

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[thenarddog]

“The thing that intrigued me about ‘Breaking Bad’ from day one was the idea of taking a character and transforming him.” –Vince Gilligan

[roopledragrace]

just a reminder that this is the man that became #1 in the meth industry

[carugato]

Joe: *murders peach*

Beck: peach just died :((

Joe:

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?🤔😕😡

[skelebroreturns-blog]

This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.

[akumeoy]

he’s gonna do it to us

[borgullet]

He does it because he wants to, not because he has to

[welcometoyouredoom]

Parks and Recreation Halloween candy!

[kaseyheartsyou]

@madie-line

[captaincrusher]

[ekjohnston]

This is the show that just keeps on giving. I’m so glad we’re getting a season four.

[shysmitchell]

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[nov-98]

*whispers* titties

[itsbrigadier]

*police sirens*

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[thegreathamedebate]

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[puckdaddyjerseyfouls]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[walterwhitemediocrity]

God killing B*sh on World AIDS Day

[maryblackwood]

when women wear suits and spread their legs i

[tahani-shellstrop]

[maryblackwood]

very valid addition to this post ngl