[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

[expressions-of-nature]

[jack-roscoe]

[labotor]

….i love tali a lot 💜 her growth throughout the trilogy is just…HNNNN (just gon’ be uploading more stuff I made a while ago 👀)

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[darthmual]

[yourangelonline]

[otherwindow]

[felidadae]

Ronan probably always noticed how Adam’s ears would burn bright pink whenever he was embarrassed; but never thought it’d be because of him.

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta

[pipedream]

Andrew Minyard + words people have used to describe him

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read

[candyredterezii]

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

[candyredterezii]

[seriousfic]

*start a porn video and people are wearing clothes* oh lore?

[frogii]