Kass

+18 she/her needless to say i've never liked anything a normal amount

[kassadiee]

giggling in the library watching ted lasso instead of doing the 1.5k word essay that's due tmr for which ibhavent even done the research for 🥰

[kassadiee]

i love how we are finally talking about how goalies are a lil bit fucked in the head in ted lasso 🥰🥰😆😆

[millwack]

willmack out here living my dream, wdym you met a ridiculously hot person and you’re passionate about the same thing and about each other and you have a weird relationship (affectionate) where people can’t figure out what you “consider yourselves to be” or how you don’t “get sick of each other” but it’s obvious how happy you are, like stoppp

[heuhehhohot]

[kassadiee]

love when i find a new music sound that doesnt fit within any of my previous playlists and categories

[pert1nents]

pov you're quinn hughes the night before the asg 2024 draft and at the exact same moment your brother is linking with a pop star who will one day be his ex-gf, and michael bublé is taking a multivitamin that he will soon learn is actually psilocybin mushrooms, matthew tkachuk says bun in the oven for the second time in ten minutes and you go, why do you keep saying that, and brady says dude to matthew and then takes his arm back from around your shoulders and you're like, what, and brady's like, uhhhh. so me and emma are expecting. and you start to say expecting what and brady opens his mouth and then it hits you and you jerk back and you're like, oh. whoa, that's, uh. congratulations.

and you're not the steadiest on your feet because you've had 4 of whatever brady's drinking, which is IPAs, which you hate. but brady always knows what the right and normal thing to order is. so you tell them you're gonna go piss, and as you're looking for the bathroom you hear matthew go, what? and brady goes, we're not telling people yet, fucker, it's too early. and you stand at the urinal reassuring yourself that you're doing SUCH a good job of hiding it and pretending that you have nooo hard feelings about what went down between you and brady. which was nothing!! nothing even really happened. nothing that mattered. obviously it didn't matter to him, and it was never going to be what you wanted it to be. and you knew it didn't matter to him so you have no one to blame but yourself for how much it mattered to you, and it's creepy and pathetic that it still matters to you even after you were in his wedding party. and [well. it's pov quinn so pretend you don't understand this reference. but your spirit knows the choreography perfectly] you have a little emma thompson both sides now love actually moment with one of those very luxurious paper towels that feels like cloth. and you come back to the table and say, very brightly, i'm gonna head up to bed, and brady goes, i'm still going first tomorrow, right, quinn? and you go, yeah. for sure.

and then you take care of the tab for the table and go up to your hotel room and open the adjoining door between your room and jack's, ready to bust open your [jack's] spreadsheet and be like, change of plans, fuck loyalty, we're not taking brady first. except jack's room is empty which must mean that he's at chez mcrae. and you're like god i guess everyone cares more about sex than winning except me!! it seems like everybody wants to fuck popstars and/or their wife and nobody wants to win anymore. and at the exact same moment that michael bublé starts to feel a little funny, you open tiktok and scroll two videos down and there's a video tagged #selfimprovement #nofap #menshealth and well? the rest is history.

[etheltempest]

missing the 2016 rose gold era

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[juunie444]

it makes my heart ache whenever liam looks back at theo for reassurance, and theo is already looking at him … can they be any more obvious

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[careersincombat]

this guy thinks hes in a movie

[marz-rm]

quick sketch of Buddie playing twister and getting flirty about it

[kassadiee]

using big words in casual convo that i have to ggl is hot as fuck

[senbons]

good girl, sharp teeth by lollipop-mania

CHAPTER 20: Bite off an apple right from your fridge

I chose this, she repeats as he pulls off her sweater.

I get this, she breathes as teeth hit her neck.

I have this, she thinks as she undoes the button on her jeans.

He makes her come with his mouth and then with his fingers and finally with his cock. He whispers things in her ears, he tells her how beautiful she is, his breath hot on her neck, how well she takes him, how tight she is, how perfect she feels, how he loves being inside of her, how much he'd do for her.

(everything; he'd do everything)

I love you, she tells him right back.

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Read on ff.net Read on ao3

[kassadiee]

i might be dumb but i just learnt about the existence of the ostrich cousin greater rhea and i think its a little funny and very cute that the mother of gods is also and weird little big bird

[kassadiee]

bad day 😭

[kassadiee]

i've watched 'mitch marner shot on iphone by auston matthews' too many times and icl lumps in my throat every time i watch it

[kassadiee]

okay i'm really trying to tell myself that being uncomfortable is part of growth but god please i want to get out of this misery nowwwww can i stay the same can i not grow as a person can i just forever be content and shielded 😭