Your tags here…..I’m picturing it all really hard every word was more fabulous than the last. Why Am I Not The Centre Of Both Your Worlds…..Tate McRae is there…..you’ve painted a rich picture and Im delighted with it
Jack like 🤔 confused because it seems like we are following the drumbeat of our hearts instead of my wishes and detailed plans for our summer??? Quinn, you consent and Trevor, you consent, but isn't there someone you forgot to ask????
this is the least haunted doll i think quinn has ever been. this is the most spooning a man i think quinn has ever been. this is huge guys this is... this broke ground
we as a family saved my basketball team from post-soviet restructuring. our coaches left, and they took their best girls. and i could have left and let women's basketball crumble, but i didn't—i gambled my family's financial future and engaged with divisive political figures of ambiguous morals in 1990s moscow because all i have in my life is dynamo. they made a man of me. and it worked, but not well enough. i do not see a light at the end of the tunnel.
you have to live in your homeland. what kind of america can be. sasha is a russian man and work is work. he kisses the moscow ground when he returns.
also lmfao she brought up ulyana semenova twice in this interview. which could mean nothing.
being soOoOooOoo brave about my bf’s (genuinely lovely and caring) collectivist family making their family crisis….collective…..as in involving us………………..
being soOoOooOoo brave about my bf’s (genuinely lovely and caring) collectivist family making their family crisis….collective…..as in involving us………………..
In the Slot: Running into Trevor Zegras and Quinn Hughes [Memorial Day Weekend], 5/28/26
Full segment transcription under the cut; shout out @raftings for finding.
Highlights
Trevor & Quinn hanging out in the God's Basement section of Parker House, perhaps at some point separated from Jack and Tate Mcrae
Trevor going around saying 'Flyers in 6'
Trevor buying shots and offering them out with a ‘here’s a shot for the best player on Marist’ after Maddie hypes up how she played lacrosse at Marist
Quinn allegedly this being there and from the vibes, flirting poorly
Minute 9:25, running into Trevor Zegras and Quinn Hughes
Maddie: To go back to our sidequest, what we did was go down to God’s Basement [room at Parker House where live bands and DJs perform] and we actually ran into umm.
Kelly: Quinn Hughes and Trevor Zegras
Maddie: Yeah and we were like ‘hey guys,” and they came–I mean, I don’t really know how in detail we want to get–
Kelly: Yeah
Maddie: But
Kelly: Basically it was just like random like bump into each other, like standing next to each other at the bar. Trevor Zegras came over
Maddie: Yeah, and Delaney and Kelly didn’t recognize him and I like sort of recognized him
Kelly: I don’t know how I don’t know how anyone can recognize anyone in God’s Basement it’s just like–also mind you, was this pre-dancing or post-dancing?
Maddie: Post dancing.
Kelly: Yeah so he had just come off the most insane band, this one guy had hair down to his ass and he had like, it was like flowing behind him, like there was a fan behind him
Maddie: It was like a picture
Kelly: And he was like playing with it himself, like going down up
Maddie: The way those people get so into it
Kelly: So into it
Maddie: As they should, but it’s crazy like and mind you the ceiling is literally two inches about their head and it’s actually like a fraction of–
Kelly: [singing noises] and they’re like looking at you in the eye and winking like–
Maddie: It’s like really getting into it, oh my god it was so funny, but basically you know we ended up hanging out in that corner with–
Kelly: Oh yeah, but it was like so dark in there and like packed so it was kinda like–
Maddie: Yeah and then I was just imagining like this is probably where like you know, Tate Mcrae was hanging out and it was just like so packed.
Kelly: Maddie was much more smooth and nonchalant
Maddie: Like what did she think? I literally wonder what Tate Mcrae thought of the Parker House. Was she like ‘why am I here?’ was she like ‘oh this is fun.’
Kelly: I bet she was like ‘so this is what you did like all the time growing up Jack? Did you come here after a win?’
Maddie: So did they have like a big house? They must have like a big house down there, I don’t know.
Kelly: I don’t–I would assume so. I’m not up to date on all the Hughes.
Maddie: One of my favorite parts too, our friend Delaney shout out totally didn’t recognize like I was trying to whisper it in their ears ‘like I think he plays in the NHL”
Kelly: Well he kept saying ‘Flyers in 6’ and I was like ‘Knicks in 4’ and meanwhile I’m looking at Maddie like ‘where the fuck are the Flyers?’ I didn’t even realize it was a hockey team. I’m literally racking my brain like I thought it was the Spurs like okay Z, I’m like–
Maddie: And obviously also like the Flyers like the season’s over, like they’re out of the playoffs but also hockey’s playing on the TV so you’re like ‘what’s going on?’
Kelly: Yeah and then like Maddie, it’s so funny because like he’s talking about the Flyers in 6 and Maddie’s like ‘oh we played Marist lacrosse and like–
Maddie: Oh my god it was literally like–
Kelly: And she said–
Maddie: And I was like giving him the whole lore and he was like ‘were you good at lacrosse?’ and I was like ‘yeahhhh I was pretty good but this one was way better than me, Kelly’ and then later on we got shots and he was like ‘here’s a shot for the best player on Marist’
Kelly: And we’re like taking the shot too and in that moment [making face] like I would want to punch myself like I’m literally like–
Maddie: So funny! And then Delaney literally goes ‘do you work for Barstool?’ she’s like ‘do you work with them?’ cause we were kind of a little bit like cause you know like when they don’t recognize someone and someone’s coming up to us and not like leaving, she was like ‘do you work for Barstool?’
Kelly: Yeah and also like we weren’t doing intros like ‘hey I’m Trevor’ ‘hey I’m smelly’ [podcast nickname]
Maddie: We probably did everything wrong to like make him go away but it was just like really funny and also he thought my name was Patty
Kelly: Patty!
Maddie: he said he thought my name was Patty like it’s Maddie and he’s like I thought it was Patty
Kelly: No he literally thought Maddie was hilarious
Maddie: Yeah, it was really funny it was just like–
Kelly: At least that’s what I was getting
Maddie: And then we locked ties with Quinn
Kelly: And like I was trying to tell him about my friend Gerard and I’m trying to explain her nickname and I was like um [makes face] and he’s like ‘you can you should go get a drink’ and I was like–
Maddie: Like ohhh
Kelly: And I was like ‘I’ll go do that [mimics choking herself]
Maddie: Like okay bye! And then we literally got so hot we were like ‘we need to get the fuck out of here’
Kelly: Yeah
Maddie: Like those big blue fans, I was like grabbing it and turning it on everybody because you literally can’t move and there’s one bartender back there it was just like crazy
Kelly: Yeah and then we went upstairs and it was just empty. Like it was cleared out, like everyone left
Maddie: And we were like ‘what the fuck just happened? That was a fever dream’ and then you just leave and you’re like ‘all right, c’est la vie’
hilarious side effect of my manosphere research for pink flamingos in the pool is that i became addicted to these self-serious orthodox christian edits. they're corny + geographically specific alt-right talking points and they are still in my alg because i can't ever pass up watching one. my evil campy fascist show is on. know thy enemy.
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