Here's to the crazy ones

He/him/his Trans guy with 40 kilo's to lose before top surgery. Eternal gym noob, always busy, aspiring halfling barbarian.

[clusterbuck]

good morning i need every single eurovision jury who gave sweden 12 points to sing or hum more than like two bars of the song right now

oh you can’t ? yeah that’s bc there’s no hook and it’s not catchy

[visenya-targarye]

eurovision legends that wore green, did not win the contest but won people's hearts

[mistressemmedi]

I'm burning down every single Ikea in a 50 km radius in retaliation for this crime

[sappsorrow]

Swiss boy crying and shaking when he sees those fake missiles

[jdotsodomite]

i used your country’s entry to pee (derogatory)

[thyming-deactivated20220220]

“Take a deep breath. Everything will be alright again. Just as the dark clouds will fade away, the bad days will as well.” — Thyming sources: 🍯 🍯

[guerrillatech]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[smittyjaws]

as someone who’s not subscribed myself, I love seeing people’s posts about the daily Dracula stuff, bc it makes me feel like I’m someone in town overhearing all the gossip about the weird shit being described in the letters from Your Good Friend Jonathan Harker, which imo makes this all the more communal and organic, bc quite frankly secondhand weird town gossip is the best way to receive news

[renthony]

I NEED people to understand that condoms aren’t free because “MEN like to FUCK lol,” they’re free because thirteen thousand people die from AIDS every year in the US alone.

Stop framing free menstrual products as more essential than free condoms. They should BOTH be free.

[renthony]

If you want to clown on this post, I can and will block you.

Free condoms are not less important than free menstrual supplies.

“But you can abstain from sex!!!”

Sex workers deserve safe working conditions. Impoverished people deserve access to safe sex.

End of story.

[abdullahsj1]

I know it will pass, but it’s heavy

[keikomivra]

heartstopper + tumblr text posts

[gingerteaonthetardis]

wilf's coming back, i'm CRYING

[sunnibits]

HES WHAT

[gingerteaonthetardis]

he's back babeyyyyyy

[eulers-babe]

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

[politijohn]

Shoutout to the all queer family heroes

[witchbithebooks-deactivated2019]

wow this actually makes me feel really happy cause that person is me…

[rowark]

It me

[madgastronomer]

I have to tell this story.

I thought I was the first person to come out on either side of my family, but like three years after I came out, my mom was like, “By the way, my Aunt Mildred was a lesbian.”

“What? Really?”

“Yeah. My mom just told me this story the other day about her. She also had really bad depression, so bad that she was hospitalized. Her father flew out to San Diego to see her there. The nurses caught him on the way in and told him the no matter what she said, he was not allowed to get upset.” (This is the Catholic side of the family. Like, serious Irish Catholic with eleven kids and multiple priests in the family. Also super-duper Southern. And this was the 1940s and it was illegal.) “And he got real scared, but he went in. And she said, ‘Daddy, I’m a lesbian.’ He threw his hands in the air and hollered, ‘OH THANK GOD! I was worried it was gonna be something bad.’”

So. Shoutout to my Great Aunt Mildred, because she got there before I did.

Further shoutout to my second cousin Jared, who thought he was the first in even the extended family until he turned up for Granny’s 90th birthday, saw me for the first time in probably fifteen years, and heard me utter the words, “My wife…”

General shoutout to anybody who even thought they were the first in their family when they came out, even if they found out differently later on.

[madgastronomer]

Y'know what, I love this story so fucking much that I’m going to schedule it to reblog when people will see it.

[cumaeansibyl]

shoutout to those nurses who were ready to throw the fuck down for their young depressed lesbian patient like… when we talk about allies that is actually the kind of ally that has helped us to survive. in the most literal sense.

[madgastronomer]

Absolutely shoutout to Aunt Mildred’s Nurses. That was some Good Allyship.

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft

[belovedgoofball]

thighs: soft

[jacqattacq-deactivated20230625]

belly: soft

[melgillman]

I drew a quick little comics essay today about a topic near and dear to my heart: horror for kids!

Or, “why some kids like to read books that scare them, and why you should let them.”

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[fragrant-stars]

@jaimistoryteller