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[effinbirds]

[thepervertlesbian]

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM PEVERTED ABOUT CAMERAS!!!! THE REAR ELEMENT IS SO FAR IN THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN IT

THIS LENS IS NEARLY THREE TIMES MY AGE. CANON IS MAKING ME FINGER AN OLDER WOMAN AND THAGS BEAUTIFUL

[dragonaethere]

@siveine

[kataeti]

I should become a hyena girl the way I laugh my my jokes half way done, forget what I was laughing about, make a new joke, laugh at that before it's done and forget the joke, then finally write something that kinda makes sense to me

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OF COURSE Bayonetta was designed by a lesbian :D

[scramratz]

Can u do a backflip

i can't do shit

[lily-of-the-flame]

Just cleaned out my keyboard and there was so much dust in it I had to declare it unfit for human consumption

[kataeti]

the dust or the keyboard

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[lily-of-the-flame]

I want to make a game with an Undertale-esque genocide route, but the final boss is the player themselves

[lily-of-the-flame]

I haven't lost my marbles! I put them in this handy bag so I would never lose them!

I have no idea where I put the bag.

[kataeti]

check the side parts of your cars trunk

[lily-of-the-flame]

I haven't lost my marbles! I put them in this handy bag so I would never lose them!

I have no idea where I put the bag.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm sick of people hating on 4pm dinner. "but you'll be hungry later" WHEN I'M ASLEEP? who care

[foxgirlmindcrank]

do you go to bed at like 7pm

[innerchildabortionclinic]

yes I hate being conscious sometimes

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[ouroborosorder]

"i'm my lady's shield" with those a-cups you're more like your lady's buckler if anything