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winona she/her comic maker, illustrator, writer, oblivious by nature, happy by choice. support me and my art for just $2 and read more comics

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an indulgent spider-man comic by any other name

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YOU RANG?

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The website whose major export in the last 365 days is a superwholock style yaoi delusion about Markiplier and Ryan Gosling seems obsessed with letting me know it finds itself too much of a sophisticated cinephile to enjoy a Christopher Nolan movie

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bro we are gaming

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bro we are gaming

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the past two years i've done a fancomic for Halloween (addams family pugsly get ipad, scooby doo yuri) and i'm trying to think if there's a fun horror-adjacent thing i want to do this year. and i'm thinking of it this far in advance so i don't end up drawing it all the night before halloween like i did with the scooby comic lmao

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Can I rizz you up parasocially?

i've made it kind of a policy to not get involved with anyone who knows me from online just out of an overabundance of caution which has led me to rejecting both a librarian with actual H cups and the sexiest butch alive who said she would "get in [my] pussy like the vacuum from teletubbies" so just know it's gonna take something EXTREME to get me over that one neurotic hurdle. you're welcome to try but best case scenario you're being added to the list of "why did i not go for it"s i lie awake thinking about every night.

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godwilling new gwh tomorrow and back up for the forseeable thursdays as long as my life doesn't fall apart again 🫡

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Saved my fave pair of ripped underwear in the back of my drawer for probably close to 5 years and finally sewed them today executive dysfunction is my fucking biiiiiitch

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was trying to decide whether to keep a skirt or use it as scrap fabric but it ripped going over my ass so i guess that decided for me lmfao

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i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

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I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

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op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

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girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

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i described it quite well actually.

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trans men really do not respect all the work their sisters put in for them. for instance: me flushing a bunch of money down the drain in college for a Viceland subscription, directly contributing to the Nirvanna The Band The Show phase you're all having rn

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I am wearing another woman's tshirt

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My new thing is liking stuff and being real

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Forgot i made this

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this girl kept offering me her leftovers and saying shit like "come on you have the last bite" but after following her into her apartment i woke up on the street the next day with my left ear clipped and nothing else missing at all

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I love having an autistic girl stim on my shit and I am no longer afraid to die