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@kataharuhi
Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
the mood to end all moods right here
Everyone in the Star Wars universe minding their own business:
Emperor Palpatine:
I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾
@druganaut
we did it folks
So lower the prices?
Baby Boomers: *buy up property*
Baby Boomers: *advocate against paying higher wages, keep the cost of living high and wages low*
Millennials: *can’t afford to buy their McMansions*
Baby Boomers:
And y'all say white people have no culture
Me lip syncing for my life.
And then me when ru tells me to sashay away
Rosa’s girlfriend Jocelyn.
sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin
Same energy.
on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
Courtesy of the group chat
Me trying to study with anime music…pt 2
@kataharuhi is this you??
Muggle World: We’re sorry, Harry, you won’t get to compete in the contest. There must’ve been a glitch in our systems. You weren’t supposed to be in the draw at all, you’re too young.
Wizard World: Send this child to the death games! The goblet has spoken!
me since graduating
when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick
*bends down even further to suck his toes*
i didnt say that