Guardians of the Galaxy quote meme
❝ What percentage of a plan do you have? ❞
❝ Who put the sticks up their butts? ❞
❝ Metaphors go over his head. ❞
❝ Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. ❞
❝ That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. ❞
❝ You just wanna suck the joy out of everything. ❞
❝ If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. ❞
❝ I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends. ❞
❝ Ain’t no thing like me, except me! ❞
❝ Normal people don’t even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it. ❞
❝ A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. ❞
❝ We’re just like Kevin Bacon. ❞
❝ I like your knife. I’m keeping it. ❞
❝ Oh, what the hell. I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway. ❞
❝ Quit smiling you idiot, you’re supposed to be a professional. ❞
❝ They got my dick message! ❞
❝ Dance-off, bro. Me and you. ❞
❝ You’ve got the best eyebrows in the business. ❞
❝ Well, I didn’t ask to get made! ❞
❝ I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster! ❞
❝ I’m only interested in the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt! ❞
❝ Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks. ❞
❝ See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends! ❞
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