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Kat. 17 year old junior. smarter that most, prettier than all. i’ll chew you up and i’ll spit you out 'cause that’s what young love is all about.

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

Don’t be sorry. It’s not your fault. That’s very true. We’d still both be messes that would be so much worse off if we didn’t have each other. No, no, we’ll just have his two assholes of best friends take the call. Kill three birds with one stone. Please, I am not. I mean, I get why you had to trap him in there for such a long time. It makes sense.

[katbrody]

I still feel bad. Our parental units are kind of shit, not gonna lie. We're like the train wrecks on MTV or some shit. We would be so much worse without each other, that's very true. Who are his asshole best friends? I don't even know this information. Okay, good. You were making me feel like a bad mom.

[thehunterj]

Alright, yeah - you’re right. It was going alright for a while but then you just started looking so much better to me than anyone else. Damn you.

[katbrody]

You're just trying to smooth talk me. I'm yours now, no need to sweet talk.

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

The least he could do is say goodbye, you know? It’s whatever, though. I’m over it. Let’s switch then. I’ll take no parental supervision or an overprotective dad who’s specialty is apparently disappearing any day. You know, I think that does interest me. Watch him suffer a little. IT’d be fun. I’m not trying to guilt trip you! I’m just showing my sympathy for our cat.

[katbrody]

I know, babe, I know. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. Great, let's switch. It's not like we'll be any different in terms of our friendship. Great, we'll get Jett and Hunter into it so we don't get arrested. We're too pretty for prison. You are totally trying to guilt trip me, you ass!

[thehunterj]

Eh, it was my plan from the start, what can I say.

[katbrody]

Don't start this out by being cocky and lying. I'm betting you thought you'd never get a girlfriend and sleep around instead.

[thehunterj]

Let’s try the first one. 

[katbrody]

Well shit. It fucking took you long enough to make it official, you asshole!

[thehunterj]

Well, shit. That just happened. 

[katbrody]

So are we... us? Or are we Kat and Hunter, the idiots that will continue to screw with no commitment?

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

No, I know. I’m just pissed. I mean, who does that? Who promises he’ll never leave without saying goodbye, or that he’ll always be there when I need him and then just up and leaves? Who cares about shitty parents, we’ve got each other. That’s all I need, at least. It’s in the past. Aside from my newfound desire to destroy him, but. I’m not bitter or anything. I’ll be holding you to that promise. Just so you’re aware. I know, I know. But still. Poor baby, trapped in a carrier for that flight.

[katbrody]

I don't know, babe. He's got a screwy line of work, though. I think I'd rather have your dad than my parents, to be honest. I know where they are at all times, and they still don't give enough of a shit to check in on me. Right, it's all we need. I could help you set him on fire if we find him. I mean, if that interests you at all... You can hold me to that promise, I'll uphold it. Oh shut the fuck up. If you guilt trip me once more, I'm going to put you in the cat carrier.

[thehunterj]

I- I want you.

[katbrody]

I want you, too.

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

Okay, that’s very true. But still, I’d rather be a Brody than a Johnson. No parenting sounds better than a dead mother and a father that just up and disappears without saying goodbye. Kat, you’re my best friend. That person that ”was” my best friend doesn’t deserve to even to be thought of as that anymore. He’s dead to me. You however, I don’t think I have to worry about nearly destroying me the way he did. So, of course you’re my best friend. So then don’t leave me again like ever. Take me with, or stay here. Of course he is, we’re his owners. I can see why though. Those things are sort of terrifying.

[katbrody]

Babe, come on... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. You know, I'd rather have your parents, though. At least you know you're loved, even if it's fucked up. I'm pretty sure my parents just... I don't know. I wanted to make sure because I don't want any of that bullshit in our lives anymore. You deserve better than that. I promise, I won't leave you ever ever again. You and I, no matter what comes in our lives, are a package deal. Yeah well, I can't carry a cat on a plane all willy nilly. He had to go in a carrier, now watch me get infected or some shit.

[thehunterj]

Annnnd we’re back to butting heads. You’re definitely worth it. I’m just scared, is all. Nothing new.

[katbrody]

We're going to keep butting heads until something changes, Hunter. I know you're scared but sometimes you have to face your fears in order to get what you want.

[thehunterj]

I’m gonna fuck it up somehow.

[katbrody]

And so am I, but am I not worth even fucking trying?

[thehunterj]

What would you like us to be?

[katbrody]

Exactly that. I'd like us to be an us. I wanted us to be an us before I left, but it seemed like you didn't want the complications.

[thehunterj]

You tell me.

[katbrody]

I can't tell you what you are, Hunter. I don't control you. I wasn't here for an entire summer. So while it'd hurt like a bitch, I'd understand why you'd whore around. I'm just hoping that you didn't, and that we're not just... What we were.

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

Oh, I’ll make sure to do so. That’s terrible, oh my god. No, he really doesn’t. He can barely handle the three kids he’s got, I don’t think he needs a fourth. Your parents can feel free to adopt me at any time though. No, fuck that. I missed my best friend, okay. Like, I’ve literally been so lost without you. Oh thank god, I’ve missed our baby. How is he?

[katbrody]

Thanks, babe. Yeah, but then I'd have your last name. Katherine Johnson sounds way better than Riley Brody. Eh, I guess they could adopt you. It's not like you'd actually have to deal with parenting. It'd be the same thing with a shit ton of money. Tell me that I'm your best friend again. I remember some shit about someone else being your best friend and I want to make sure it was all a bad dream. Same, though. Cali isn't the same without you. He's good, he's a little asshole though. The fucker dug me when I tried to get him in a carrier.

[thehunterj]

They weren’t you.

[katbrody]

Really? So, does this mean you're like, unofficially committed or something?

[thehunterj]

Goddamn, I missed you.

[katbrody]

How much? How many other girls did you screw, though?

[rileyvivian-deactivated20160703]

I’ll find a way. I’m just brilliant that way. That’s a disgusting mental image, thanks for that. He’s alright, I guess. Could be better. Yes we are, don’t lie to yourself. Is that so? Have I said how glad I am that you’re back?

[katbrody]

Well, when if you talk to him, tell him I'd like another credit card. Eh, I've distanced myself enough to where it doesn't even gross me out now. Your dad needs to adopt me, alright. I'm so serious about that. You're only glad to have me back because of the alcohol, you ass. Although, I did bring our cat with me.