i like to imagine this is what it’s like when dudes just randomly send pics of their cum cannons to a girl unexpectedly
Cum cannons. Omfg.
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i like to imagine this is what it’s like when dudes just randomly send pics of their cum cannons to a girl unexpectedly
Cum cannons. Omfg.
'American Horror' in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show.
Stop hating on people for having the guts to post sexy/nsfw pictures of themselves just because you’ve given into the idea that your body is a disgusting private issue doesn’t mean others have to live that way
You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
what the fuck
NO HOLD THE FUCK UP I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOT THIS THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER THIS DOES NOT WORK IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK
sweetheart no babe no sweetheart u fold it back u fold the cardboard back u fold it back babe
But who really pours juice or any beverage for that matter from 7 inches away like in these gifs?! Not I.
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.
I Origins (Mike Cahill, 2014).
Hahaha
Wonder Bread Sign - Columbus,OH
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Always reblog the hometown.
i remember the smell driving up north 4th.
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I will always reblog