sauron apologist

I hyperfixate on things in waves. Current hyperfixation: Skyrim (again)

[elderscrollsconceptart]

[felidae-sims]

Just re-signed at MTS after years and went to uppdate profile. This gives some proportions..

[westiec]

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

[bunchofboots]

Markarth fucken stresses me out so much.

Some dude is selling human meat

Chick gets murdered (or almost murdered if ur quick enough)

a bunch of people are eating human meat (but not the same human meat that the one dude is selling)

Daedric rapist is hanging out in one of the houses, and he lets you live there if you do what he says (I wouldn't recommend sleeping there)

The guards glow red when you use "detect life" (which usually only enemies glow red)

The stairs are confusing. (My follower fell down them, and a guard yelled at me for it.)

Homeless guy wanted me to steal the statue of Dibella from the temple, and I had a statue of Diabella already, but the guy specifically wanted the temple one.

There is a blacksmith set up in the middle of the walkway and it is an awkward fit.

The homeless camp yells at you if you walk in there.

Guy got me drunk and I woke up there once and I was more mad about waking up there than the getting me drunk part.

Guards say "Safest hold" but for who?

[maidenmystic]

[leenairee]

The beauty of immortal knowledge

[thememedaddy]

[gaptoothbirl]

Lowkey

[noah-wyles]

president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

[catboymuqing-moving]

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[bobombun]

Great ESO choices

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[soft-lovely]

don’t bother them they’re reading

[daily-spooky]

[accio-bagel]

This question in the sorting quiz stood out to me:

and I took that personally

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[kaisdarling]

[love-and-books320]

jacks became immortal simply because he consumed enough apples. He’s never seen a doctor. Doctors are terrified of him in fact

[darlingod]

It was just one after another after another he’s fucking relentless PLEASE