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🪓🦜 i don't know what I'm doing either

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Here's a link to add a reminder to not click random links on the internet.

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If bg3 had a "new game+" feature (where we get to keep our levels and the stuff equipped) I might actually consider beating the game one day

...but nah, we just walk around doing nonsense, playing dress up and pissing off Gorty and Orin with our procrastinations instead ✨️

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I don't like that Baldurs Gate 3 doesn't tell you when companions "approve" after they're all maxed out even when its a part where they would...BUT!-

It's so funny looking back at my first playthroughs when I didn't know that that happens and I was like, "I haven't seen em pop-up in the corner in a while, I wonder why don't they like us? :( I must be doing something wrong."

Then they're standing behind our Tav like,

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Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 so that his kids could listen to my chemical romance

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Drawstring pants

Pro: Pants can be tied to fit almost any size of waist.

Con: You will tie it too tight on the days that you get the grumbly tummy.

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Love when Isabelle is doing her daily announcements, and she's like, "omg! there's no news today?? I started a new tv show last night tho♡♡ Have a great day☺️✨️"

But then when we go outside and there's a dead body layin' on my beach

Like, gurl, look out the window 💀

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Geralt out here with that slutty lil waist

and Kitty be snoozin

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This weird horse reminds me of Arthur from bbc Merlin

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I have a lot of issues with Smallvilles' finale, but them saying, "Gold Kryptonite could take away Clark's powers forever." only a few episodes after everyone got their asses kicked by an alternate version of Clark that's been in contact with and branded with "Gold K" has gotta be one of the biggest plotholes in the show.

Like, Clark Luthor obviously still has his powers after Lex used it on him but everyone immediately forgot about that.

Even Darkseid was like, "Fuck yeah, lets make a wedding ring outta this amber lookin shet. No one will notice it's not a solid gold ring. This is a great evil plan♡"

Also, a ring? None of the three "easy to defeat" minions were like, "Hey bro, have you ever heard of a knife?" (Or even a couple arrowheads since you asked Evil green arrow to use it on him.)

I feel like Oliver could've just handed Clark a chunk of gold Kryptonite shaped like a gummy bear and he would've eaten it whole.

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Brand: "We changed our recipe and no one noticed ♡ Stonks 💕☺️📈"

Me, unable to stand for some reason: "Huh, I wonder why I'm sick...I only ate safe foods. 😥"

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When you resurrect someone who's been dead for a very long time, you cannot act shocked when they come back naked.

fucken clothes rot away, go thrifting before necromancing shet

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Crazy that no one writes about hiking up Gale's robe like a skirt in their wizardfucking fanfics.

Like, I don't willingly romance him- but none of y'all thought of pushing that guy onto a desk and then bunching up the fabric at his thighs?

Or even him having to hold the fabric up while Tav is down there slorp gorping his nadules then eventually having to bite the fabric to stay quiet?

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Love how annoyed Geralt sounds when I click to accept nonsense quests.

Like, "ugh, fine, lets herd these pigs that used to be people down the road...sure hope we don't run into the cannibal that lives like 20 steps away."

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I think the main thing that's driving me crazy is that the people telling me "not to worry about it" are the same people I'm going to have to depend on when the thing I'm worried about happens.

And I know they're going to tell me, "You should've thought about this earlier." and abandon me.

I thought about it all the time, I asked for help all the time, and got shut down every time cuz "its in the future" For me, the future was always one bad day away and they don't care because they live "so far away" and its "my fault for not making it out in time"

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Stardew question: Do you pronounce "Jas" as Jas or Jas?

Jas (Jazz)

Jas (Jace)

Jas (Hozz)

Other

Voting ended onMar 29

(Jas pictured below fold)

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Bhaal, watching his kid release 7000 hungry vampires in the sewers right after they told him they didn't wanna kill everyone in Baldur's Gate:

7000 vampires spilling outta the sewers as soon as the sun goes down:

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I definitely don't remember Zod being this much of a "close-talking" slut the first time I watched this show.

Every time this dude talks to someone, it's like he's trying to crawl inside their mouths but then chickens out at the last second and does a weird thing with his face instead